Celebrity Death Pool!

okay i can hear you now. and i don't want to. why don't you go fuck slicker's mom and get out of my face?

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Robert Redford. Former President in an alternate universe. Also acted in some stuff. 89.
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Jane Goodall. Queen of the Chimps. 91.

We lost another good one there. :-(
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John Lodge, bassist, co-lead singer, and songwriter of the Moody Blues, 82.
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Diane Keaton, 79.
No cause has been released, so I'm going to guess she died in the octagon.
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Diabolical wrote: Sun Oct 12, 2025 6:43 pm Diane Keaton, 79.
No cause has been released, so I'm going to guess she died in the octagon.
“It wasn’t personal. It was just business.”
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Drew Struzan. Artist and Movie Poster Icon. 78. From Alzheimers.
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Ace Fucking Frehley.

I expected Peter to be the first OG KISS member to pass... about forty years ago.
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I’ve been pronouncing his name wrong this entire time.
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Dick Cheney. I’m only mentioning him because I knew someone had them on their list. Turns out it was me(but I didn’t remember that until I looked at the master list back on page 91).

Anyway, I get a point.
But everybody wins.
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Cesspool is dead.

Flint and his lame-ass crew (which didn't even include Airtight, unless they added him in a later wave) win.

But, really, we all win, like you said.

And Cheney will always be the likeness of the worst Joe villain ever. (Okay, third worst. Headman was super fucking dumb, and Serpentor was a terrible fit with the franchise.)
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The Penny. 232 years old. Cause of death; economics.
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Steve Cropper, 84. One of those "behind the scenes" guys on so much music. He was the guitarist for Booker T & the MG's and played on just about every track from Stax Records in the 60s and 70s, including "(Sittin' on) The Dock of the Bay," which he co-wrote.

Most people would know him better as a member of the Blues Brothers' band.
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Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, 75, complications from a stroke.

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Frank Gehry, 96, architect.

famous for masterpieces like the Guggenheim Bilbao even though sometimes his designs focus sunlight in such a way that you can fry an egg on the sidewalk across the street.
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Peter Greene, 60. He was in in Pulp Fiction and The Mask.
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