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- Tom Foolery
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Re: Football
I’ll watch for the Fantastic Four trailer.
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- anarky
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Eh, it'll be online in less than five minutes. I haven't even "watched for the ads" in several years.

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- Ran
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We drove out to California on Friday for the "Celebration of Life" thing for my father. My cousins, uncles, and I talked more about how bad the Sabres are than about the Bills. By the time I got home Sunday, I was already burnt out and had zero emotion while watching the game. That said, the best part about Sunday was that I made a really good sandwich. Quite tasty.
I thought they had a chance after holding KC to the field goal. I don't blame Kincaid at all. There were way too many other factors... The "catch" by Worthy, the non-first down run by Allen, they quit handing off to Cook for some reason.
Anyway, fuck watching the Super Bowl this year. I have better things to do.
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I thought for sure Allen had the first down. That was a crucial bullshit moment.
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There’s a bunch of different people on various social media sites that break that attempt down and he is CLEARLY across the line.
And that ball clearly hit the ground. Should've been incomplete, not a ‘tie goes to the WR’ or whatever bullshit they come up with to suck the Chiefs’ dick.
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Sports Illustrated is reporting that the NFL will consider measuring first downs electronically during the 2025 season. [sarcasm]What happened? Did I miss something in one of the playoff games?[/sarcasm]
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Congrats to MVP Josh Allen. I'm sure he'd trade it for a chance to play tomorrow but it was nice to see his reaction to winning.
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Is there a game today?

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"No Tom Foolery today, Ron. I'm tired of looking at your dreadful, speckled mug."
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”

"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
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- Tom Foolery
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Well, that didn’t take long. The refs already fluffing the Chiefs with favorable calls.
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What drubbing. The Chiefs practically lost that game during the opening kickoff.
I’m pretty sure I actually saw Kelce retire DURING the game. There was about ten minutes left and they cut to him on the sidelines. It was the face of someone not coming back.
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What drubbing. The Chiefs practically lost that game during the opening kickoff.
I’m pretty sure I actually saw Kelce retire DURING the game. There was about ten minutes left and they cut to him on the sidelines. It was the face of someone not coming back.
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"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
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"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
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- jjreason
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It was also the face of someone who's getting botox treatments but who am I to judge? The Chiefs' offence looked depressed on the sideline pretty much the entire time. I loved it.
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Until the game was underway, I don’t think I realized how much I was rooting for that outcome. I don’t think I wanted the Eagles to win so much, but that I wanted the insufferable Chiefs to not threepeat and be perpetually knobbed by sports media.
Commercials. The Pringles ‘mustache’ commercial to the tune of Batman made me involuntarily giggle.
The one with the boobs.
And the Nike women in sports one.
The Brady/Snoop one made me throw up in my mouth. Sorry, but Nazis and people who dislike Nazis are NOT the same. Fuck off.
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"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”

"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
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- jjreason
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We saw our typical shitty by comparison Canadian ads. I'll google superbowl boobs commercial & see what I get.
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