How I realized I was over Star Wars completely

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I saw this theory today.
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Also, this Ahsoka show sucks ass.
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Boy, that would really be something. And I have no way of defending your statement yet, either. I'm still waiting for anything interesting to happen.
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there's a lot of wolf stuff going on - Skoll (Baylan) and Hati (Shin) are wolves that chase the sun and moon, respectively, in Norse mythology:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sk%C3%B6ll
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hati_Hr%C ... 0vitnisson

Marrok is seemingly a very minor character in the King Arthur legends:
https://kingarthur.fandom.com/wiki/Marrok
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I'm up to Episode 4 for Ashoka. Sabine and Ashoka feel more like "sad Mandalorian Daria" and "former Jedi Daria".

So much for all of those fan theories on Marrok.
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Ep 5 was pretty epic. i'm loving this series, but maybe that's because i have all the backstory.
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This Ahsoka show is hot garbage.
Bad writing, direction, acting, and choreography (until the fight in the 5th episode, which wasn't terrible).
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Diabolical wrote: Fri Sep 15, 2023 4:45 pm This Ahsoka show is hot garbage.
Bad writing, direction, acting, and choreography (until the fight in the 5th episode, which wasn't terrible).
Preach.
I was thinking this when we had to watch Sabine drive the entire length of the freeway from town to her space apartment in the space tower on the end of town.
And then later on, we got to watch her do it twice.

Or this gem of an exchange.

“I didn’t want you to worry.”
“I wasn’t.”
“Should I be?”
“what.”
“Worried.”

I don’t remember the exact dialogue, but I was like what fucking AI spewed this shit onto paper?

Or in the most recent episode where both the kid and X-wing pilot guy were taking turns interrupting the green chick. I was like ‘arrrgh. Both of you shut the fuck up!’
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Maybe this was explained in one of the Rebels episodes I didn't see, but how did Kannan and Sabe make a human baby?
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Ran wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 10:15 am Maybe this was explained in one of the Rebels episodes I didn't see, but how did Kannan and Sabe make a human baby?
Sex.

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Ran wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 10:15 am Maybe this was explained in one of the Rebels episodes I didn't see, but how did Kannan and Sabe make a human baby?
you mean Hera?

he has green hair. apparently that's the only dominant gene from Twileks. who don't have any hair.
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Diabolical wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 3:42 pm
Ran wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 10:15 am Maybe this was explained in one of the Rebels episodes I didn't see, but how did Kannan and Sabe make a human baby?
Sex.

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Which episode of Rebels was THAT scene in?
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Diabolical wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 3:42 pm
Ran wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 10:15 am Maybe this was explained in one of the Rebels episodes I didn't see, but how did Kannan and Sabe make a human baby?
Sex.

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What would be worse: Reading Star Wars fan fiction, or watching fan made Star Wars porn? I guess a third option would be reading fan theories in between episodes of every SW movie or tv show, only to have it the speculation mount to nothing. (Looking at you Rey's parents and/or Marrok)
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Tom Foolery wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 7:35 pm
Diabolical wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 3:42 pm
Ran wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 10:15 am Maybe this was explained in one of the Rebels episodes I didn't see, but how did Kannan and Sabe make a human baby?
Sex.

Google has great reference materials.
Which episode of Rebels was THAT scene in?
Filoni keeps that in his private collection under his goofy hat.
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Thrawn looks like Elon Musk's failed attempt to join Blue Man Group.
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