Celebrity Death Pool!

okay i can hear you now. and i don't want to. why don't you go fuck slicker's mom and get out of my face?

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HAVEN'T UPDATED IN AWHILE. UPDATING THE UPDATE OF THE UPDATE FROM PAGE 70 I WILL ATTEMPT TO UPDATE THIS ON EACH NEW PAGE EVERY EIGHT(or three) YEARS FROM NOW ON.
PLEASE UPDATE YOUR LISTS TO HAVE 10 CANDIDATES.

KIDHUMAN 1 point (removed Nancy Reagan, added pt for Babara Wawa; 2 pts
1.
2. BARBRA WALTERS - Died 12/30/22
3. CLINT EASTWOOD - Alive 93 years old
4. GENE HACKMAN - Alive 93 years old

DIABOLICAL-3 (REMOVED Amy Winehouse, Kirk Douglas, Jack Klugman) still 3 points
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2.
3.
4. BARACK OBAMA Alive
5. DOUBLE G Status Unknown

ROGUE II RAN- Removed Andy Rooney, Margaret Thatcher, Al Davis, Fats Domino, Maya Angelou, Roger Moore, 7 points; added 4 points for 11 POINTS. EVERYONE ON YOUR ORIGINAL LIST IS DEAD. DOES THIS MEAN YOU WON CELEBRITY DEATH POOL? POSSIBLY.
1. LARRY KING - Died 1/23/21
2. Donald Trump Alive(unfortunately) 77 years old
3. Harvey Weinstein Alive 71 years old
4. Bernie Sanders Alive 81 years old
5. Joe Biden Alive 80 years old
6. WALTER MONDALE Died 4/19/21
7. Sheldon Adelson Died 1/11/21
8. Jesse Ventura Alive 72 years old
9. Charles Koch Alive 87 years old
10. HARRY BELAFONTE Died 4/25/2023

DOUBLE G 3 points (Removed Mickey Rooney, Stan Lee, Dick Clark, added 1 pt; 4 pts
1. BRITNEY SPEARS Alive 41 years old
2.
3.
4. JIMMY CARTER Alive 98 years old(DAMN! Good for him…)
5. KEITH RICHARDS Alive 79 years old
6. ANGELA LANSBURY Died 10/11/22
7. LINDSAY LOHAN Alive 34 years old
8.
9. MICHAEL VICK Alive 43 years old
10. WILLIAM SHATNER Alive 92 years old

ROLLO TOMASSI-1 (REMOVED MIKE WALLACE, George HW Bush) 2 points, added 2 more pts; 4 pts
1. Mel Gibson Alive 67 years old
2. BETTY WHITE Died 12/31/21
3. OWEN WILSON Alive 54 years old
4. JAMES CROMWELL Alive 83 years old
5. HARRISON FORD Alive 81 years old
6. Danny Glover Alive 77 years old
7. DICK CHENEY Alive 82 years old
8. COURTNEY LOVE Alive 59 years old
9. BOB MCGRATH Died 12/4/22
10. DAN RATHER Alive 91 years old

VYNSANE-2 (REMOVED TONY CURTIS, Wilford Brimley, Burt Reynolds) 3 points; added 1 pt, 4 pts
1.
2. PARIS HILTON Alive 42 years old
3.
4. WILLIE NELSON Alive 90 years old
5. NORM MACDONALD Died 9/14/21
6.
7. JACK NICHOLSON Alive 86 years old

SLEAZER-3 (REMOVED SWAYZE AND PATERNO, Christopher Lee, James Garner) 4 points
1. GOERGE LUCAS Alive 79 years old
2.
3. JAKE LLOYD Alive 34 years old
4. MARK HAMILL Alive 71 years old
5.
6. MIKE EDMONDS Alive 79 years old
7. ARTIE LANGE Alive 55 years old
8. JONAH HILL Alive 39 years old
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10.

ANARKY-6(REMOVED JOE SIMON, LIZ TAYLOR AND LESLIE NIELSEN, ARETHA, BB King, Roger Ebert) 9 points?? Added 2 point, 11 points.
1.
2.
3. NOEL GALLAGHER Alive 56 years old
4. BILL WYMAN Alive 86 years old
5.
6. CLORIS LEACHMAN Died 1/27/21
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8.
9.
10. ED ASNER Died 8/29/21

ANTROPOV 5 points Removed Fidel, Zsa Zsa, Yogi Berra, Niel Armstrong, Karl Malden
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2.
3.
4.
5. CLIVE DAVIS Alive 91 years old
6.

MABUDON Goose egg; 1 pt added. 1 pt.
1. CHUCK NORRIS Alive 83 years
2. SEAN CONNERY Died 10/31/20

BUMCAKE 1 point. removed Regis.
1. DREW BARRYMORE Alive 48 years old
2.
3. ASHLEE SIMPSON'S UNBORN FETUS Schrodinger’s Fetus
4. KIRSTEN DUNST Alive 41 years old
5. WILL FERRELL Alive 56 years old

UKWILDCAT 1/2 point
1. VERNE TROYER/WARWICK DAVIS Died 4/21/18; Alive 53 years old
2. BOB BARKER Alive 99 years old(Double damn!!)

JJREASON Removed Chyna 2 points.
1. Susan Sarandon Alive 76 years old
2. Jackie Chan Alive 69 years old(nice.)
3. HILLARY DUFF Alive 32 years old
4. John Travolta Alive 69 years old(nice.)
5. Samuel L. Jackson Alive 74 years old
6. Morgan Freeman Alive 86 years old
7. Tom Cruise Alive 61 years old
8. Oprah Alive 69 years old(nice.)
9. Dave Bautista Alive 54 years old (Born in’69. Nice.)
10. Michael J Fox Alive and kicking 62 years old

UMMMMMMM.....I THINK THATS UP TO DATE? WHO THE FUCK KNOWS.
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:( Paul Reubens, 70. Privately battling cancer for several years.

This one sucks extra hard. :cry:
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He was about a year older than my parents. For some reason, I thought he was at least 5 years younger.

A bunch of celebrities are saying that he always remembered their birthdays, and would text them random memes all day.
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Former announcer for the Sabres for 51 years, Rick Jeanneret, 81
Pro Wrestler Terry Funk, 79
Pro Wrestler Bray Wyatt, 36, heart attack
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Bob Barker. Couldn’t quite hit that century mark, four months short. UKWildcat gets a point.

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Arleen Sorkin died at 67. No cause released.
She'll always be the best Harley Quinn.
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Jimmy Buffett, 76, a rare aggressive skin cancer.

Steve Harwell (Singer from Smashmouth) is in hospice and doesn't have long. Liver failure.
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And today Harwell is gone. At least his song will live forever in Shrek.
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Diane Feinstein, Senator from CA, age 90. But she’s been declining for awhile.

Michael Gambon, best known as the second Dumbledore, from pneumonia. 82.

And David McCallum, who I know as the Russian Illya Kurakin, from The Man From U.N.C.L.E. because I’m old school, but most people know him as Ducky from NCIS because he played that role for like 30 years or whatever. Also 90.
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Brooks Robinson, 86. Hall of Fame 3rd Baseman for Baltimore.
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Perhaps the greatest of all time. My dad saw him make an error at the old Tiger Stadium back in the 60s or 70s - 1 of 2 he made for that entire season.
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Suzanne Somers, 76. She would have turned 77 tomorrow.
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I'm guessing I fired off over 77 rounds thinking about those err I mean her during my formative years. :(
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Dick Butkus, NFL Hall of Famer and Webster’s dad. 80.
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Burt Young, 83 (Paulie from Rocky)
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