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Ran wrote:If you were the immature homo, you would have flown in a dick and balls pattern. We'll give you a pass since it was your first flight.
you've just determined the route for my first solo-flight.
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i have a new instructor, since my first one is moving on to a be a pilot for a charter airline. apparently this is very, very common, and at the rate i'm going (only four lessons in six seven months) i'll probably see many more.

i saw my house from the plane for the first time today - the wind pattern and our flight path just so happened to put us in that direction on the return approach, so the instructor extended the path so that we could do a loop just south of the house. it was pretty awesome to get that view, and i had been hoping to be able to do that since i started!
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Did you call the wife and say “Look, up in the sky! It’s a bird, It’s a plane…it’s MEEEEEE!!”


Because you should’ve.
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Tom Foolery wrote: Sat Jul 23, 2022 4:22 pm Did you call the wife and say “Look, up in the sky! It’s a bird, It’s a plane…it’s MEEEEEE!!”


Because you should’ve.
unfortunately, no one was home. i also neglected to get a video or pic (the instructor was flying at the time, so would've been a good opportunity).
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