Call me Grandpa Reason.

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Call me Grandpa Reason.

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Yesterday at 10am my baby pushed out her own baby. Everyone appears to be happy & healthy as they try to get used to their new normal.

Holy sweet flying fuck boys, next stop retirement & the nursing home.
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Congrats, old man.
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I’ve been thinking of you as a grandpa for years.

Your bloodline continues!! High five!!
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Congrats. Apologies for not having a joke ready for you because I'm still not used to the fact that our age group is becoming grandparents.
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congrats!

which one of The Group is the grandpa-fucker?
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:thegrin: After a bit of research in The Group Handbook, I found that once someone becomes a grandpa, Bizzaro The Grin and Bizzaro The Grip switch from either taking turns and/or spit roasting you and just double penetrate the b-hole.

Now, please excuse me while I go back to banging your mothers.

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