I am joining the PTA...

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 6:20 pm

My daughter starts Kindergaten on Monday and I went to the open house tonight. Hot MILFs everywhere!!! Cute little 22-23 year olds bringing their kindergarteners to school. And the temp out is in the high 90's so they're all wearing tight tanktops and short shorts. mmm mm mmm. Who knew elementary school could be a hotbed of hotties?

jj will know what I mean next year.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 6:31 am

And you just KNOW single moms are puttin' it out there. You can shoot where you want with a single mom. Proven.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 2:15 pm

Yeah. Soccer moms have afternoons free to get balled. I'm gonna inititate a little PTA fund-raising...like raising their skirt up over their head.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 4:16 pm

Balled. Heh heh. What a funny word. [se]

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 11:56 pm

Where my ballerz at? Whoop, there it is!!!!

Dell Rusk · Post by **Dell Rusk** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 12:15 am

hey j j reason you like ice t too?

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 12:31 pm

Yes, Dell. Iced Tea on a hot day is very refreshing. Oh, did you mean Ice-T the OG (that's "Original Gangster", Dell). I was a fan of his music until the whole heavy metal experiment started.

bizarro JediTricks · Post by **bizarro JediTricks** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 2:15 am

I had to go to a neighbor's nephew's bar mitzvah (don't ask) over the weekend, and I want to join the PTA, too. There are more MILFs in this world than I realized.

I had two beers with supper tonight, and that's the most I've had in years. I am so fucking shitfaced right now, so you'll have to forgive my rambling here this evening. I'm not sure how I've kept it sane on SSG and not gone off on some tangent like, "Hey, Deoxyribonucleic, howsabout some pics of you and your woman making out?" Steve would kick my ass if I said that.

Mister Roboto · Post by **Mister Roboto** » Sun May 24, 2020 11:21 pm

Eternal Padawan wrote:My daughter starts Kindergaten on Monday and I went to the open house tonight. Hot MILFs everywhere!!! Cute little 22-23 year olds bringing their kindergarteners to school. And the temp out is in the high 90's so they're all wearing tight tanktops and short shorts. mmm mm mmm. Who knew elementary school could be a hotbed of hotties?

jj will know what I mean next year.

This post is amusing because the Kindergartner in the first sentence is now the 22-23 year old in the third sentence.

You’re all fucking old.

Post by **vynsane** » Fri May 29, 2020 12:02 pm

HAHAH, holy shit. time, amirite?

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Fri May 29, 2020 3:53 pm

Shameful. My kid is 20 on the nose, 21 in August. The younger one will be 18 in a couple of weeks. :*********(

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Fri May 29, 2020 7:58 pm

Mine will be 10 months on Sunday. lol

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sat May 30, 2020 12:21 pm

You have some catching up to do.

the vynsane asylum

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