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- Location: CHESTER A. ARTHUR'S WIFE'S VAGINA... WITH THE VINEGAR, BABY!
unfortunately, due to a clerical error in the afterlife, he was classified as a sex criminal and sentenced to spend eternity in hell, with all the members of the ancient roman aristocracy taking turns buttfucking him constantly, even as he spends every moment with the dicks of the chicago mob cumming down his throat one by one. also mama cass laughs at him constantly and it makes him feel bad. robert kennedy recognized the mixup and filed an appeal on his behalf, but the heavenly bureaucracy is over thirty thousand years behind in processing requests.
a sad fate for such a great man.