How I realized I was over Star Wars completely

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You'll have to buy a new Falcon because the radar dish is totally new.
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Wait for it...

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Am I the only one adding the R5-D4 fleshlight to my Christmas wish list?
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Ran wrote:Am I the only one adding the R5-D4 fleshlight to my Christmas wish list?
Nope.
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it's way too short to be of use to me :heybaby:
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It's a rumor, and I want to stress that, but...

Aaron Paul.

Young Han Solo.

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Hmmm. I don't like it just because I don't have to. But I do have to admit the idea might have potential.
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I just googled him. He's 35 and balding. How much CGI would it take to make him look "young"?
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How can he be "young" Han if he's the same age as Ford was when he played the part?

If I was casting director, I'd keep looking...
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He has completely the wrong shape of skull. Liam Hemsworth has a similar skull shape to Ford and thus vaguely similar face but even there it's not close enough. Anthony Ingruber is playing a younger version of Ford in The Age of Adaline so why not just hire that guy as he looks about right.

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That's young Ford, so it can't be too hard to find a guy that looks the same and can approximate a California drawl while acting in a cocky manner. Ford isn't a complex actor by any reckoning. Imitation will be easy even for a non-actor.
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Tom Foolery wrote:Or, as SenorJabba would no doubt argue, 30+ years of technological refinement could've found a way to make TIE fighters atmosphere capable.
No, I'd argue that the canon never said they couldn't fly in the atmosphere, just the EU, and furthermore that Rebels frequently shows TIE Fighters in the atmosphere of Lothal. Christ, get my arguments right! :frus: :P

In radar dish-related news, someone pointed out that the new radar (seen more clearly on this month's Fortune magazine) is the same style as the one seen on the Tantive IV, so there's a design precedent there. Pretty cool.
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There has been an awakening..... Have you smelt it?
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Well, about five different sites decided today that they could spoil the season 1 finale shocker of Rebels. (And four of those argued with fans who complained about spoilers.)

Knowing what the spoiler was, I guess it's safe to say the lack of sucking ass was good while it lasted. :(
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What was the spoiler? Is Darth Vader everyone's father on the show?

Nevermind. Looked it up. Yawn.
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"Sucking ass" is a bit strong.

I just see no way this doesn't become The Clone Wars: Season 5... 6...whatever.
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