The funny ass picture thread

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No idea why, but I can't seem to copy the location of the image. Google THE POLICE BEHIND US. Not appropriate but I did laugh. Too much.
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Not exactly a picture, but I'm putting the picture here as proof. There is an organization called Valve and Gate Group. They deal with water pipes, etc. and use an acronym VAG.
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Before deciding on "Better Together" as their slogan, they thought about using both "Tight is good." and "The tighter the better.". Clearly some killjoy vetoed them.
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The cops behind us one I was laughing at had the N word in it. :(
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I don't know.
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I'm racking my brain trying to figure out what the hell that means.
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anarky wrote:I'm racking my brain trying to figure out what the hell that means.
Same here. So I googled 'Sheryl Crow Toilet Paper'. Apparently back in 2007 she made an argument for using only one square of TP at a time to save the environment.

PS. Ironically, I googled it while I was on the throne taking a post-dinner deuce. FYI, I used decidedly more than one square.
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TP is made from recycled paper anyway. Or the offcuts from paper production. It's not like they use premium grade tree for it. Dumb bitch.
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I didn't really get it either, but the thought of her taking a sloppy dump and being stuck without TP seemed funny.
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I feel like I'm either the only person here who likes Sheryl Crow or at least the only person who'll admit to it.

Though I think it's funny as hell that she's the latest rocker or pop star to release her "first country album" that sounds like every other damned album she's done.
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anarky wrote:I feel like I'm either the only person here who likes Sheryl Crow or at least the only person who'll admit to it.
I haven't heard much in the last few years, but I liked Tuesday Night Music Club and The Globe Sessions (even Sweet Child O' Mine).
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Favourite Mistake is one of my guilty pleasures.
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I made this to share on FB and spoof all the dumbasses*. I can't decide if this is "too much."

*--Again, no problem with disagreement, but people who still think this is a 50-year Kenyan Nazi Communist atheist scheme to take over the country are fucking idiots.

(Edit: Made a few color corrections and added "City" because that was the first thing to come to my mind and the first for me to forget when actually typing.)
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AHHAHAA oh, shit!

also, this forum isn't hidden, just fyi. that image could spread from here...
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