Al Roker: 'I pooped my pants' at the White House!

[Newsbot]

Yes, the NBC weatherman really did say that — and do that.

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You can count on Al Roker to tell it like it is.

And he did just that — sharing a little too much information — in a Dateline interview on NBC with Nancy Snyderman, and his soundbite is quickly becoming legendary.

Roker, 58, who has written a new book about his struggles with weight loss, sat down with Snyderman to talk about gastric bypass surgery.

After having the surgery in 2002 and losing more than 100 pounds, Roker recounted that he was visiting the White House about a month after the surgery.

"When you have a bypass and your bowel has been reconstructed, you think you're pretty safe," he explained. "I probably went off and ate something I wasn't supposed to."

As he was walking to the press room, Roker felt like he had to "pass a little gas here. Only a little something extra came out," he said.

"You pooped in your pants," said Snyderman.

"I pooped my pants," confirmed Roker. "Not horribly, but enough that I knew."

"Which is a common side effect of this surgery," Snyderman said.

"Exactly," he said. "So, I was panicking. So I got to the restroom of the press room, threw out the underwear and just went commando."

"I wasn't quite sure what was up with that crazy guy in the brown Magneto getup, who was just rubbing his hands together, saying, 'Good, good!'" added Roker. "And the Mexican dude in the bathroom who cheered me on, telling me that I was freeing myself from 'anal tyranny' was just downright creepy."

[Negative Boy]

That reminds me. One time, Tom Brokaw was throwing a crazy St. Patrick's Day party on Donald Trump's yacht(or maybe it was his Russian babymama's yacht). Anyway, Al Roker shit in CyrusFan96's mouth and then Peter Jennings mouth fucked her AND Roker's feces. She loved it. She's a dirty slut.

I remember it well because that was the night me and Bono from U2 double teamed Julia Roberts and then threw her over the side of the boat for funsies. Hah! She nearly drowned! Oh, and Louie Anderson bet Billy Bob Thornton $50,000 to steal Angelina Jolie away from her brother. That fucker ended up marrying that bitch!!! Louie was pissed because he didn't have $50,000.

[anarky]

I'm calling bullshit on you, NB.

Louie Anderson is only ever pissed because he's Louie Anderson. He needs no further reason.

Seriously, man, you had me going, but you went a little too far with that detail.

[Negative Boy]

Shit. It might not have been Louie Anderson. Sometimes I get shitty comedians confused. Louie was at the party because Trump thinks he's hilarious and sometimes he likes to watch Louie fuck his daughter while he jacks off.

Dammit, I honestly can't remember who made the bet with Billy Bob. That's gonna bug me now.

[Turdeto]

Curses! Foiled again. That turd was supposed to happen on air.


By the way, it was Frank Caliendo doing a Louie Anderson impression, not the actual Louie Anderson. Trust me. I know my SHITTY comedians.

[Negative Boy]

Yes! That was it! Thanks, Turdeto.

Speaking of fat comedians and $50,000. I remember one time Tip O'Neill was into the Korean Mafia in Vegas for some ungodly amount of money. So he had Sam Kinnison killed and his kidneys removed so he could sell them on the black market.
Then he had the body left out in the desert in some faked accident.

[Chester A. Arthur]

You know who else pooped their pants at the White House?

Me. And often.

Ahhh it was a different time then. People didn't get so uptight about bowel movements in trousers back then. The outhouse was a dreadful long trek at 2:00 AM and it was easier to just shit trou and have the domestics clean your bum. They were all colored folk back then and enjoyed feces. Or so I'm told.

[anarky]

You know who else pooped their pants at the White House?

Me. And often.

Understandable, given that you have an unfunny troll who looks like the Hamburglar living in your ass.