Couple's noisy sex woke their deaf neighbour

[Newsbot]

Couple's noisy sex woke their deaf neighbour

Randy Caroline Cartwright was fined yesterday—over sex sessions so noisy they woke her partially deaf neighbour.

Caroline, 47, was served with a noise abatement notice last year over her bedroom antics with factory worker hubby Steve, 46.

But the couple's raucous romps continued — with fed-up neighbours reporting "moaning, groaning, screaming and even SLAPPING".

One said the racket was like domestic violence.

Environmental Health officials built up a catalogue of 23 recordings, made through one neighbour's soundproofed walls.

Nuisance And Sunderland JPs heard the tapes on headphones before declaring the romps a "statutory nuisance".

Rachel O'Connor, who taped the sessions in Washington, Tyne and Wear, said: "I heard sounds of a sexual nature—really loud. It came from both parties."

Partially-deaf Margery Ball told officials she had not had a full night's sleep in two years due to the Cartwrights—wed 25 years....

[The Phantom ManAss]

Through the Brown Side I can see what they are not telling you: The couple engages in coprophelia. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.