ALBANY, N.Y. – The star of "The Nanny" wants to go from playing nasally New Yawkers to succeeding Hillary Rodham Clinton in the U.S. Senate.
Publicist Jordan Brown delivered the straight line that Fran Drescher is serious about becoming the next junior senator from New York. Brown cited Drescher's experience as an actress, advocate for women's health and public diplomacy envoy for the U.S. State Department.
The 51-year-old "Saturday Night Fever" and "This is Spinal Tap" actress joins a field headed by Caroline Kennedy and New York Attorney General Andrew Cuomo. New York Gov. David Paterson will appoint Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton's successor if she is confirmed secretary of state in the Obama administration.
You got to be fucking kidding me.
Her performance in UHF leads me to believe she'd be a fantastic senator. You saw how she handled the "broads don't belong in broadcasting!" bit. Can you imagine what'll happen when someone says "broads don't belong on the Banking and Commerce Board"?
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
IN RELATED NEWS, CAN WE PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT CAROLINE KENNEDY WANTING TO BE A SENATOR. EVERY FUCKING NEWS STATION, EVERY FUCKING DAY, HAS A NEW FIVE MINUTE ROLL ABOUT WHETHER SHE'S QUALIFIED, OR WHO SHE'S APPEALING TO, OR WHETHER SHE'S SERIOUS. WHO THE FUCK CARES? NOBODY ELSE IS GETTING THIS MUCH PRESS ABOUT BEING INTERESTED IN THE FUCKING POSITION.
DIE IN A PLANE CRASH ALREADY LIKE YOUR BROTHER, BITCH.
NO HANDLEBARS HAN SHOT. FIRST! PERIOD. NO HANDLEBARS MORE COWBELL! NO HANDLEBARS GO FUCK YOURSELF™
