Vynsane.com forumite Bill S. Preston, Esquire, the lead guitarist for the world-changing metal band Wyld Stallyns, has been found murdered in his San Dimas home. This is the third time Preston has died, and the second time since joining the vynsane.com forums.
Fellow Wyld Stallyns band member, Death, told reporters that this was not his doing, and he was powerless to correct the passing of his friend this time. "No, my friends," he said in his weird accent that was sorta like a 1980s Macintosh trying to speak the Queen's English with a slight Ukranian twang, "this is the work of a force more powerful than myself, one that wishes the future to be a dystopia rather than the utopia Bill was working toward."
Preston's roommate, Ted "Theodore" Logan, was comatose after being beaten nearly to death himself. His only words when regaining consciousness briefly were, "Those douches! They totally killed Bill!"
More on this story as it develops.
