Batman Begins: The best superhero film of all time

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interesting... though, i'm sure it's very acid-burn realistic, i'd wager they'd tone it down a bit for mainstream audience's sake. reminds me of nate bellegarde's sketch:

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Hello, douchebags and douchebagettes! Michael Bay here! Sorry I haven't gotten back to you sooner, but I've been busy filming TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN (Out June 26, 2009 - Mark your calendars!). Anyway, I'm posting here because a rejected script for THE DARK KNIGHT hit the web recently. This script was written by me, and frankly, they made a big mistake by not going with it! This is gold right here! See for yourself!
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Someone over at the SuperheroHype boards made this little number:

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Being an employee of Warner Bros has its sweet little perks.


Like employee screenings.








It was awesome. :bats:
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fuckface.
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:D 8)
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Rollo can officially suck my cock every moment of every day from now until I see this next week.
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The downside is, I have all this pent-up "I wanna talk to you guys about the Movie!" inside me and it cant be let out.

So screw all of you for not working here and seeing it already. :?
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Rollo Tomassi wrote:The downside is, I have all this pent-up "I wanna talk to you guys about the Movie!" inside me and it cant be let out.

So screw all of you for not working here and seeing it already. :?
oh, poor widdle rollo... hims sad hims saw a movie before evewyone else and can't talks to thems.

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Rollo Tomassi wrote:The downside is, I have all this pent-up "I wanna talk to you guys about the Movie!" inside me and it cant be let out.

So screw all of you for not working here and seeing it already. :?
I'll be seeing it tomorrow at midnight, so you and I can talk about it all we want after that. :beard:yes
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For us mere peons that haven't seen The Dark Knight, we an enjoy this post:
The 10 Mental Illnesses Batman Indisputably Has
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fuck that's funny... i wanted to avatar-O-matic the "my parents are DEEAAAAAAAAAAD!" pic, but the composition is hard to fit into a smaller square... oh, well. it's funny as hell, anyway...
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The 'Addicted to Painkillers' one is great. And most likely true.

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Diabolical wrote:Image
I think that's the first time I've seen the original version of that panel. I've only seen the version where Robin asks Bats what his parents are getting him for Christmas.
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It would appear that this movie kicks ass. I've treads titles about it on 3 different sports boards that basically say "Batman Rocks!" and the top article on yahoo was about how it is going to make $100 Million gazillion this weekend.
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