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Dad wrestles with deer after it crashes into salon

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QUAKERTOWN, Pa. - A disoriented deer smashed his way into a suburban hair salon, and a customer wrestled with the animal to keep it from ramming into his 11-year-old son or other youngsters. 
 
"I'm a father. I wasn't going to let anything happen to those kids," Barry Flantdig said after Tuesday's confrontation.

Three hairdressers and several parents and children were in the Holiday Hair salon at a strip mall in this Philadelphia suburb when the white-tail buck crashed through the glass door. Flantdig was paying for his son Maurice's haircut.

The deer "was charging right at my son, so I decked him," Flantdig said. He grabbed the buck by the neck and slammed it to the floor, then climbed on top and began choking it, hoping to keep the animal at bay until authorities arrived.

But the deer broke loose. Flantdig finally chased it into a back room and barricaded the door with chairs.

Police and a state Game Commission officer later tranquilized the deer, but it had a broken jaw and cuts on its neck and had to be euthanized, officials said.

Glen Campbell, a wildlife conservation officer, said the deer was likely frightened and disoriented.

"They have a very, very primeval flight response," Campbell said. "If they get scared, they don't think, they just try to get away."  Campbell later said that he prefers his deer with a nice cucmber salad and a diet Shasta.

Flantdig recalled that the deer kicked him several times and broke loose as they wrestled on the floor. "I weigh 225 pounds and he threw me right off," he said.  "Usually I only wrestle deer on Satruday night back behind the local pub.  I just wish I had a chance to hit it with my signature move.  I'll be looking to retain my championship belt this weekend.  Wooo!"  
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Those Flantdigs sure wind up in the news a lot, eh?
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okay, the deer are starting their secret deer invasion. a deer took a dive through a storefront window on main street in our town today. we're doomed.
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