I WOULD LIKE TO RECITE A POEM

Poet Smurf · Post by **Poet Smurf** » Thu May 15, 2008 4:03 pm

THE BLUE SMURFS HAS COME OUT AND MADE HIS MOVE AGAINST THE BLACK SMURF AND THAT MUST STOP! THIS IS FOR ALL THE BLACK SMURFS OUT THERE! I WOULD LIKE TO DO A POEM CALLED "MY MEMBER!"

MY MEMBER IS BLACK
AS BLACK AS NIGHT
IT AM AN EBONY RHYTHM STICK
YOU WANT TO SEE IT?
YOU WANT TO SEE IT?
HERE IT AM!
HERE IT AM!
IT AM AS BIG AS A FOURTEEN-POUND HAM!

BumCake · Post by **BumCake** » Sat May 17, 2008 2:38 am

That was so smurfing good. I wanna smurf you so hard. Smurf yeah. So smurfin' hard.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Sat May 17, 2008 5:43 am

Shut up you nigglet

Rollo Tomassi · Post by **Rollo Tomassi** » Mon May 19, 2008 5:26 pm

Ebony Smurf?

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Mon May 19, 2008 5:56 pm

well, I've Smuffed a LOT of things pretty hard, but this is smurfing smurfery to the smurf, I smurfed my pants down right down to the Smurf and there's no Smurfiin' past that

can't smurf for everybody tho

RoIIo Tomassi · Post by **RoIIo Tomassi** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 2:13 am

Happy 33rd Birthday, Poet Smurf!!

I've written you a birthday poem

Pansies are Purple
You don't have a cock
No junk in your trousers
They're just stuffed with a sock

Tom Foolery · Post by **Tom Foolery** » Thu Feb 28, 2013 10:55 am

It's Poet Smurf's 33rd Birthday (again)!

Here's a poem for the occasion.

Remember that time the Grin shaved your back?
And the Grip used your scrotum like a hackey sack?
Remember the Growl made dook on your bum?
And cyrusfan96 ate it up like a shark eats chum?
Remember when Grover Cleveland swatted your peener?
With a spatula he found in Chalmun's canteener?
Remember when Double G's Mom and Dad
Said you were the best ménage they've ever had?
Remember when Zero toasted your virility and health
And said you could have one free "Go Fuck Yourself?"
For all of these reasons and so many more
Snigtad told me to tell you "YORE A GAY FAGGIT HORE!!!!"

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:50 pm

Touching, and by touching I mean in the manner that MrJJ touches himself with his mouth.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu Feb 28, 2013 11:02 pm

Wait, I thought you were MrJJ.

So does that mean...?

A-ha! We've gone an autolingus confession!

Mister Roboto · Post by **Mister Roboto** » Fri Mar 01, 2013 11:18 am

jjreason wrote:Touching, and by touching I mean in the manner that MrJJ touches himself with his mouth.

It is interesting to note that the usage of phrases like 'that sucks' or 'that blows' or 'that sucks ass' are used disfavorably when describing the aesthetic value of something.

But the orginal acts these phrases are derived from, fellatio, cunnilingus, analingus, etc are usually things one finds enjoyable.

It is an interesting paradox unique to humanity. Something to think about.

the vynsane asylum

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