Separated at birth: 2.0

okay i can hear you now. and i don't want to. why don't you go fuck slicker's mom and get out of my face?

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Mike Huckabee and Mr. Howell from Gilligian's Island
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Ron Paul and Chief Bast
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Fergie and Jocelyn Wildenstein
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Double_G wrote:Fergie and Jocelyn Wildenstein
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no, no, no... this is "separated at birth", not "who looks like a cartoon version of the other one"...
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Who the hell is Jocelyn Wildenstein? That's THE scariest thing I've seen since my days in the crack houses.... :shock:
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I looked it up on wiki apparently her rich husband was having an affair and she got some plastic surgery which supposedly made her look better- then he had more affairs and she decided to spend like 2 million dollars to get her face to look like a lion or something- I'd ask for the fuckin money back cos if lions looked anything like that they would have died from shame the first time they saw their own reflections
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A lion?

That's the kind of shit my brother would do.
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Doc Louis from "Mike Tyson's Punch Out" and Reginald VelJohnson (aka Carl Winslow from "Family Matters" aka Sgt. Al Powell from "Die Hard")

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Double_G wrote:Fergie and Jocelyn Wildenstein
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That is easily one of the scariest things that I have seen in some time.
"Once there were brook trout in the streams in the mountains. You could see them standing in the amber current where the white edges of their fins wimpled softly in the flow. They smelled of moss in your hand. Polished and muscular and torsional. On their backs were vermiculate patterns that were maps of the world in its becoming. Maps and mazes. Of a thing which could not be put back. Not be made right again. In the deep glens where they lived all things were older than man and they hummed of mystery."
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God damn it, why is it on this page three fucking times now???
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Yeah, thats my bad. I just didn't want you to think that I was talking about Carl Winslow.
"Once there were brook trout in the streams in the mountains. You could see them standing in the amber current where the white edges of their fins wimpled softly in the flow. They smelled of moss in your hand. Polished and muscular and torsional. On their backs were vermiculate patterns that were maps of the world in its becoming. Maps and mazes. Of a thing which could not be put back. Not be made right again. In the deep glens where they lived all things were older than man and they hummed of mystery."
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I prefer the pic Cappy posted where she looks like ET...

"They even have the same little hat" lol lol lol
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Sleazer wrote:I prefer the pic Cappy posted where she looks like ET...

"They even have the same little hat" lol lol lol
That was some good shit. :lol:
"Once there were brook trout in the streams in the mountains. You could see them standing in the amber current where the white edges of their fins wimpled softly in the flow. They smelled of moss in your hand. Polished and muscular and torsional. On their backs were vermiculate patterns that were maps of the world in its becoming. Maps and mazes. Of a thing which could not be put back. Not be made right again. In the deep glens where they lived all things were older than man and they hummed of mystery."
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More serious one:

Matthew Fox from the "Lost" season finale and Gerard "This is SPARTA" Butler

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Not bad GG, although Leonidas would kick the shit out of Jack any day, but that is besides the point.
"Once there were brook trout in the streams in the mountains. You could see them standing in the amber current where the white edges of their fins wimpled softly in the flow. They smelled of moss in your hand. Polished and muscular and torsional. On their backs were vermiculate patterns that were maps of the world in its becoming. Maps and mazes. Of a thing which could not be put back. Not be made right again. In the deep glens where they lived all things were older than man and they hummed of mystery."
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