sloths are awesome. everyone knows that. and if you don't, you're an idiot because they will gnaw off your genitalia. very very slowly. and it will hurt. bad.
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Double_G
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by Double_G Sun Aug 05, 2007 6:57 pm
Why bother with sloths when the cockatrice is much more of a badass?
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by anarky Sun Aug 05, 2007 7:23 pm
Dude, don't even post that sort of bullshit.
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by Double_G Sun Aug 05, 2007 8:31 pm
You cannot deny the cockatrice.
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by Ran Sun Aug 05, 2007 8:37 pm
Where the hell did you find that thing?
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by vynsane Sun Aug 05, 2007 10:04 pm
cockatrice sounds like some kind of sexual expert... "she's a real cockatrice"
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by Double_G Sun Aug 05, 2007 11:45 pm
Rogue II wrote: Where the hell did you find that thing?
Well, I was actually skimming through "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire", and came across the name "cockatrice". I was curious, so I googled it, and found the picture you see there.
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by Ran Sun Aug 05, 2007 11:50 pm
So is that what would happen if Foghorn Leghorn fucked a velociraptor?
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by Eternal Padawan Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:18 am
I prefer the pushmi-pullyu.
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by The Smirk Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:21 am
Y'know, sloths have an almost permanent-smirk. That's why they're a hit with the chicks.
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by Bizarro The Grin Wed Aug 22, 2007 1:21 am
yOUR DAD HAS A PERMANENT SMIRK. i SHOULD KNOW. mY DICK IN HIS ASSHOLE PUT IT THERE!! "fREUD SAID, 'sOMETIMES A CIGAR IS JUST A CIGAR.'
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by Ran Fri Aug 24, 2007 11:59 pm
Has anyone see this while perusing the toy aisle?
It looks like some sort of sloth-man in the cart.
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