the vynsane asylum

Yes, good luck.

Did you ever consider the names Wendy and Marvin or Zack and Jana?

I think you are closer in the spelling that I was. They did it for our first kid, but not the second. No one warned me about that before hand. All of a sudden, the doc decided that they were going to snip the taint. I wasn't ready for that.

Anarky and Mrs. Anakry should take note of the position of the Britney Spears statue. No, not on the bearskin rug, Doggie style is the easiest way to do it when Mrs. Anarky gets that big in August, Sept, October. If you want a preview, it's like fucking with a beach ball straped to her stomach. At s...

Frye's Electronics has it for $30 this week. Supposedly there is also special or limited edition version of the game also. I don't know what it includes since haven't looked into it much yet. From what I hear it is a pretty good game, similar to a Grand Theft Auto type game. They used the music from...

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by CaptainSolo1138</i> <br /><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="...

You know how I know KH is a spooge mopper at an adult theater?

In the fantasy baseball thread on <font color="red">the other site</font id="red">, I made a comment how when one guy pulls out, he is there to clean up the mess, and he didn't deny it.

Something's wrong with me. By 9am this morning, I've already shit 3 times. The first one was a good solid dump. For the second two, I started getting a stomache ache, and they came out like low caliber wet play-dough shits...almost like silly string, but a lot stinkier.

If a guy tells another guy to lick his balls or suck his dick, he loses all rights to call anyone a faggot.

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by anarky</i> <br />I once looked at an American Idol CD to give as a gift, and now I'm always ge...

Yes, the Hoff is powerful, but the General Lee had not one, but TWO Duke boys, and one was armed with a bow and arrow. Does KITT have any sort of arrow defence mechanism? The Dukes could also call upon Cooter to give then an additional advantage. Who could score more ladies phone numbers in one nigh...

Is anyone going to pick this one up? From what I heard, you have to work your way up from thug to being the Godfather. The concept sounds good, but I'm waiting to hear about the gameplay.

Nelson seemed cleaner than most of the other bands...not quite Christian rock clean, but close. And, their music videos were equally cheesy. They also had a famous father. Almost Paradise still bothers me when compared to the rest of the list. Shouldn't that have opened the door for Kenny Loggins? T...

So did you pull up your pants, risking the mile long hershey stain, or did you just kind of waddle like a penguin with your pants around your knees, hoping that no one would see you? For the record, I've never needed an enema. Over the past week, I've really only let loose one good solid bowl monste...

I can confirm the Care Bears on DVD. My daughter watches them, too. From the 5 minutes I saw, they are horrible. It's too bad they changed the theme song for Tour of Duty. Does the show hold up over time? We saw the complete Monty Python expisodes on DVD box set at Costco this weekend for something ...

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Eternal Padawan</i> <br />We never got married, so technically he wasn't my father-in-law, but...