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by Tom Foolery
Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:26 pm
Forum: comic books
Topic: GIJoe
Replies: 481
Views: 138558

Re: GIJoe

Today, my stream of consciousness led me to wondering about how few females there are in GIJoe. I could only come up with 4 Joes from the original continuity: Scarlett, Lady Jaye, Jinx, and CoverGirl. And for Cobra there was basically Baroness and Zarana. There seems like there should be more than t...
by Tom Foolery
Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:20 am
Forum: comic books
Topic: Super Heroes Are GAY!!!
Replies: 58
Views: 17776

Re: Super Heroes Are GAY!!!

Hercules shags so much and so often, he could've nailed a man and not even realized it, having not looked down and already moved on to the next wench. But does that make Herc gay? Is it the act or the intent that defines gay? A gay guy that sticks his Weiner in a vag doesn't turn straight after, rig...
by Tom Foolery
Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:10 am
Forum: bugs!!!
Topic: You know what this board needs?
Replies: 32
Views: 23788

Re: You know what this board needs?

Beard of Odin, it's a real fucking Zoo in here, innit?

As for the original post, if you click on someone's Profile, there's an

Add Friend/Add Foe button.

I believe if you add foe, it does exactly what you want and filters their posts.

Hope that helps!
by Tom Foolery
Wed Apr 18, 2012 8:16 pm
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: After the Zombie Apocalypse
Replies: 9
Views: 6097

Re: After the Zombie Apocalypse

You have to question the sanity of any man that willingly brings a blade anywhere near his shaft and boyz.

Manscapers aren't right in the head.
by Tom Foolery
Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:15 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: LOGS ARE BEST!!!!!
Replies: 3
Views: 1499

Re: LOGS ARE BEST!!!!!

Agreed.

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by Tom Foolery
Sun Apr 08, 2012 12:14 pm
Forum: movies
Topic: Scarlett Johansson to Do Shower Scene in Making of Psyho
Replies: 19
Views: 4829

Re: Scarlett Johansson to Do Shower Scene in Making of Psyho

Does this ever happen to you? You're flipping through channels and come across a movie like Horse Whisperer or Fly Away Home or Alaska playing, and it has a very young Scarlett Johannson or Anna Paquin or Thora Birch in it. And you just stop for a second and think "I've seen your titties."...
by Tom Foolery
Wed Apr 04, 2012 9:03 pm
Forum: tv shows
Topic: One Tree Hill
Replies: 4
Views: 2631

Re: One Tree Hill

Series Finale aired tonight.

Nine seasons. Unbelievable.
by Tom Foolery
Wed Apr 04, 2012 4:51 pm
Forum: announcements
Topic: I have a very important announcement to make
Replies: 7
Views: 5188

Re: I have a very important announcement to make

You're a masturbation joke.
by Tom Foolery
Mon Mar 26, 2012 9:00 pm
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: BAMF
Replies: 17
Views: 13537

Re: BAMF

Dane Cook is and was a fucking toolbag.

Aren't you ashamed of this Thread now?
by Tom Foolery
Mon Mar 26, 2012 8:54 pm
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: "sheen perception"
Replies: 13
Views: 7900

Re:

This is neither here nor there, but:






Burt Reynolds.
by Tom Foolery
Mon Mar 26, 2012 8:49 pm
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: Oh Well.....
Replies: 15
Views: 6465

Re: Oh Well.....

I've seen a bigger collection of ass invaders. I went to this guy's house one time and he had been collecting ass invaders all his life. He had quite a large collection. And he told me he didn't even have the entire collection displayed. Even more ass invaders were in storage. It was Rush Limbaugh.
by Tom Foolery
Mon Mar 26, 2012 8:44 pm
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: Busted peeing in the sink
Replies: 10
Views: 3752

Re: Busted peeing in the sink

One time, I peed in a urinal. I thought I was being all rebellious and shit.
Until someone explained that's what urinals are for.





Never again.
by Tom Foolery
Mon Mar 26, 2012 8:26 pm
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: The best page in the Universe
Replies: 6
Views: 4010

Re: The best page in the Universe

I thought he had stopped writing new rants, so I hadn't been there in a few years.
by Tom Foolery
Mon Mar 26, 2012 7:52 pm
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: "Fun With Snigtad": A new game!!
Replies: 82
Views: 37354

Re:

"...it smeels goddam ghey in heer! One of yoo fags mustaf belched up dik! Ha! Ha! Burn biches!" Snigtad needed to take a trip across country on a bus. So he went down to the bus station and asked for a bus ticket to Denver, Colorado and to Las Vegas, Nevada. The ticket seller asked if he n...
by Tom Foolery
Mon Mar 26, 2012 5:26 pm
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: The Vynsane Story...
Replies: 28
Views: 14029

Re: The Vynsane Story...

"mmmmmmmm" Sly Wiley daydreamed lazily. Suddenly his attention snapped back "Damn, it felt like I zoned out there for a minute. How long was I --WHAT THE FUCK?!?" Sly looked around the room at the pile of skeletons. "Holy shit! How long was I trailing off in despair?!?! What...