the vynsane asylum

Remember when they tried revamping Dark Shadows in the 90s as a serious drama? That was my first exposure to DS. I never realized it was a remake until later. It had Ben Cross and a delicious young Joanna Going on it. And a very young Cobra Commander.

...with a window shattering flatulence!! "Sorry, boyos!" grinned Garry Shandling "I just shotgunned like 15 Red Bulls and they give me gas like an Arabian Oil Well!" Then he floated away, dissipating like a cloud of smoke. Santa waved goodbye. "So, does that mean we don't ha...

Here's what annoys the shit out of me about Firefly. It only lasted 14 episodes, and Stargate managed 17 seasons and three different series. What kind of sick Universal Joke is that?!?!

I became disenfranchised with Claremont long before everybody else did. Right around the time Kitty got kidnapped by the Morlocks and was forced to marry Caliban. And also he originally wanted Mr. Sinister to be a five year old kid. And Maddy Pryor wasn't a Jean clone. She was just a woman that look...

I think she was a bit on the anorexic side. Not like heroin skank gross. But she was slim and had perky A cups. But she made up for it with her 'enthusiasm'. She was on top for most of the dream. Damn, she was agressive. I also had a frustrating dream about Rachel McAdams. She was wearing grey cotto...

Then you probably don't want to hear about my other Reese dream. She's skydiving nude and I'm her cameraman. She's only wearing a pink crash helmet, goggles, a black parachute harness, pink elbow and kneepads, and tennis shoes. We don't have sex in that one. I just jump out of the plane after she do...

I had a dream about Reese Witherspoon where she was all gothy (with short black hair, heavy mascara, black lipstick, etc) and we were driving around a seedy Los Angeles looking for some drug dealer or something that owed her money it something. It was pretty freaky. Then she "abused" me. T...

Neither Caligula nor Zaphod qualify for birthday wishes today, because they both had the gall to post.

Oh, and Fvck You, Caligvla, you dovcher.

Kitty Pryde hooks up with Frank Castle and ends up pregnant with his baby. In the future, their child is the leader of the Avengers.

Only because it'd be the most original idea Marvel has had in 38 years.

They just announced at WonderCon.

They're doing "Minimum Carnage".

<-------- times 1,000.

Risky Business. Aside from the scene where Rebecca deMornay gave every pre-teen in 1983 his first boner, it's too dated to really bother with. You should see it once. You should watch the one scene every time it's on cable. The rest of the movie, not so much. Word. I'm getting erect just Thinking a...

This was the very first topic at vynsane.com (you can't disprove that without copious cross checking and research you ain't gonna bother to do, so that's True as of now!) Actually, it was master of disguise over in "movies" My lord, that's not very auspicious as far as inaugural Topics th...

I had a dream where I was James Bond and Mr. T was Q. He said "Foo! Pay attention while I explain this necktie that's also a laser! Nunya jibba jabba!!" Then the Queen walked around with her knickers around her ankles shouting at everybody in Farsi. The SuperVillain was hyperglycemic so I ...

Yup. Sad. That pilot was a billion times funnier than "Painfully Unfunny Show With Unlikable Lead" (AKA Two-and-a-Half Men) or "Nerd Cliches on Parade" (AKA The Big Bang Theory). Ironically(or perhaps not. I misuse that word often), both of those are Chuck Lorre shows. As were G...

I was unclear on something, but this thread has cleared it up for me.

Eternal Padawan and JJReason have vaginas.