the vynsane asylum

Bizarro Snigtad was approached by a strange man who asked him, "Would you suck my wiener for ten bucks?"

He responded with a sad frown, "I'd love to, but I only have eight."

I just learned Steve Buscemi is Starscream and, while that does not give me hope for this movie, it is inspired casting.

Ditto. It's inexcusable, especially in 2024 with all the alternatives. You can't not know you're too drunk to drive. Which is any at all.

Oh, I had forgotten about this silliness.

Good times. Good times.

Oh, and fuck yourself, No-Foot Giant Captain America Titty Boy.

Was it actually recalled? I thought that was an urban legend.

All I know is there needs to be a story where Jaxxon, Hondo, and Aphra are forced to work together. And that everything I read about Ollie's makes me weep. Seriously. They seem to have literally everything I've ever collected at 1/10th retail. There are a few waves of Transformers I never saw and we...

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze These were on some channel in the hotel we were staying at, and the youngest turned them on. I'm not sure I've seen them back to back before. Wow. It makes the shift in tone so much more jarring. The first is dated...

I saw that and my first thought was "Didn't he die 25 years ago?"

And my second was "I thought he was 88 IN '88!"

Four fucks and seven fucks ago, our fuckfathers brought forth on this continent, a new fuck, conceived in Fuck, and dedicated to the proposition that all fucks are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil fuck, testing whether that fuck, or any fuck so conceived and so dedicated, can long ...

Just needed a title.

I got this search result just now and it made me giggle.

We're potty mouths.

Oh, and fuckadoodle fucking doo.

Greg Kihn, 75, and Jack Russell (of Great White), 63.

Truly a sad day for all lovers of 80s rock, meaning anyone with taste.

Eh, the "suburb" look didn't bother me. It's not really been shown onscreen much (if at all), but that sort of neighborhood has appeared in books and video games quite a bit.

Duke Volume 1 Cobra Commander Volume 1 How the hell is it that the Skybound Transformers is one of the most absolute dogshit series I've ever read, and closely tied into Void Rivals, which is so fucking boring that it doesn't even rate being called dogshit, but then it spins off a new Joeverse thar...

The only artist who's gotten lazier with age than Romita Jr is Miller. They were gods once, and now it's painful to look at their work. At least Romita Jr isn't a fascist, I guess.

Transformers 10. So the whole premise is there is barely enough Energon for the survivors, and they’ve had to pick and choose to who even to repair because it’s so scarce. But Shockwave builds a machine that eats whales and converts them to energy; enough to bring ALL of Cybertron thru a wormhole i...