the vynsane asylum

John Stewart has been confirmed for Man of Tomorrow.

Fuck. Yes.

In my book, DC is Batman, Lobo, Ambush Bug, and the Green Lanterns. Then everyone else, including Superman. Poor dude is gonna get upstaged by a GL in his own movie twice.

It's ironic and concerning that pretty much all of America is being bought up by a few zillionaires from a region that generally hates us and that made (and continue to make) their money from fossil fuels we supposedly want to phase out.

Master of Puppets is forty years old today. Forty. 4-0. It always boggles my mind on anniversaries like this to think of the equivalent time before the milestone. Like forty years ago was Master of Puppets. Forty years before Master of Puppets, almost to the day, on March 4, 1946, Frank Sinatra rele...

This is an issue where the consumer didn't choose the new format, but the industry forced it on us because trades cost more. Most books never get released as "normal" paperbacks anymore, and even reprints of older books are usually in trade size, so there aren't really many books to sell. ...

I've really been trying to discover good new metal, as well as old metal that escaped my notice. In doing so, I've come to the conclusion that most 21st century American, Canadian, and English metal is shit. I hear and read tons of praise for Spiritbox and Sleep Token, and they both bore the fuck ou...

TFWiki is absolutely fucking hilarious.

I grabbed Windcharger yesterday. I don't want a repeat of Gears. Of course, this means he will pegwarm at Ross until he's clearanced out for $2.99.

I knew it got a lot of praise for being pro-LGBTQ, but I didn't expect so many characters to be gay or nonbinary. Even the characters who are straight (or asexual or ambiguous) are generally allegorical for different facets of the LGBTQ community. (I was really shocked that Hordak himself became a p...

Aaaaand... that may have been the gayest show I've ever seen. Not saying that in a derogatory sense. I think about 75% of the main characters were explicitly into the same gender. I'm sure the finale fucking pissed off a lot of homophobes. I was mildly annoyed for a different reason altogether ( abs...

She-Ra and the Princesses of Power: I started watching this a few years ago, and, for reasons I don't even remember, got sidetracked after an episode or two, never got back to it, and always figured I would one day. I recently read that it's leaving Netflix (tomorrow, in fact), and I've been binge ...

Complete with Martin Scorsese as a space monkey.

Also, the comments on social media are surprisingly positive. Yes, there are the mouthbreathers grumbling "wokedy woke woke I'm going to go suck a stranger's dick now." Those dipshits will always exist. But for once they're the minority. Which is funny because this is literally a Latina wh...

So, this is happening. We can't get fucking Billy after 40 years, but Dawn is dropping this summer. I am absolutely not complaining (although, really, come on, Billy's a goddamn cyborg ninja who's Cobra Commander's son!). I pre-ordered my first non-Ross clearance Joe figure in ages and look forward ...

Huffer was... I want to say about four years ago. It's a glorious figure. I missed Gears. He was one of those end-of-packaging waves that was tough to find. At least the "normal" one. I've seen the retro one, but I don't like that face, at least not when the other updated Minibots have car...

Damn, that's way too young.

Also, survived by six kids?