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by Stormshadow
Sun Oct 01, 2017 9:35 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: One simple fact that will ruin your day
Replies: 3
Views: 3803

Re: One simple fact that will ruin your day

Zaphod wrote:Somewhere out there on the big, bad internet, there exists Inside Out porn.

I saw Baymax nailing GoGo yesterday. I didn't click off as quickly as you might have thought. Mostly out of morbid curiosity. She still had her skate boots on.
by Stormshadow
Fri Apr 22, 2016 12:04 am
Forum: movies
Topic: What's up with the pathetic remakes of shit
Replies: 564
Views: 141736

Re: What's up with the pathetic remakes of shit

I don't know much about the other six fellows, but that Billy Rocks looks like a magnificent, handsome specimen of a man.
by Stormshadow
Mon May 13, 2013 11:13 pm
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: Celebrity Death Pool!
Replies: 1459
Views: 276726

Re: Celebrity Death Pool!

Dr. Joyce Brothers died.

She was on my list. Or she would've been if the puppets were allowed to have lists. But they're not.

You eletist assholes treat us all like second class citizens.
by Stormshadow
Mon May 13, 2013 11:09 pm
Forum: tv shows
Topic: Marvel: Agents of SHIELD
Replies: 6
Views: 3068

Re: Marvel: Agents of SHIELD

You know, GIJoe was originally pitched as a SHIELD ongoing series. Then some duffer shot it down. Probably that giant ass clown Jim Shooter. And giant isn't figurative. Shooter's like 9 ft. tall. You know he wrecked his Mom's vag coming out. But the point is, I could've been a kickass SHIELD villai...
by Stormshadow
Mon May 13, 2013 10:56 pm
Forum: movies
Topic: G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero
Replies: 219
Views: 74202

Re: G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero

I saw this today. Can I just state for the record that shit where I get trussed up like an Eskimo baby in a papoose during the mountain fight never happened. And I would never ever ever put on Nathan's smelly bondage costume. Even to break into a top secret prison to rescue the boss. That's just na...
by Stormshadow
Tue May 01, 2012 11:53 pm
Forum: announcements
Topic: Another vynsaniac found dead!
Replies: 13
Views: 10908

Re: Another vynsaniac found dead!

In that case, forget what I said about the head farting thing.

In fact, I'm pretty sure it was Nate. Y'know, Silent but Deadly and all that.
by Stormshadow
Tue May 01, 2012 5:19 pm
Forum: announcements
Topic: Another vynsaniac found dead!
Replies: 13
Views: 10908

Re: Another vynsaniac found dead!

I never porked her, but I'll admit I once went over to her after she had passed out at a party and farted on her head.
I feel bad about, now that she's dead. But at the time, it was pretty funny.
by Stormshadow
Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:28 pm
Forum: bugs!!!
Topic: You know what this board needs?
Replies: 32
Views: 22958

Re: You know what this board needs?

I would tell Nate to Shut the Fuck Up, but seeing as how he's already mute, the point would be moot.

These are the jokes, folks. I don't get paid to do stand up.
by Stormshadow
Wed Feb 22, 2012 10:45 am
Forum: comic books
Topic: GIJoe
Replies: 481
Views: 134563

Re: GIJoe

*Ahem* Snake Eyes & Storm Shadow #13 Chuck Dixon (w) • Robert Atkins (a) • Atkins x 2 (c) "Serpent's Shadow," part 1! SNAKE EYES returns to Japan to re-join the Arashikage clan to team with STORM SHADOW. Their target: the new COBRA COMMANDER! Will the most dangerous JOE turn his back ...
by Stormshadow
Sun Feb 19, 2012 2:20 pm
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: NONSENSE!!!!
Replies: 67
Views: 14657

Re: NONSENSE!!!!

I now pronounce you Beefy McSkeeterpants...and wife.
by Stormshadow
Wed Dec 21, 2011 4:08 pm
Forum: announcements
Topic: ‘Ninja Cow’ beguiles Nebraska town
Replies: 9
Views: 8851

Re: ‘Ninja Cow’ beguiles Nebraska town

You are already a more convincing Ninja than certain Marcel Marceau's who shall remain nameless.

*coughNATEcough*

Welcome to the forums.
by Stormshadow
Sat Dec 17, 2011 11:02 am
Forum: comic books
Topic: GIJoe
Replies: 481
Views: 134563

Re: GIJoe

You sonovabitch. You deliberately left my ongoing series off the list. I bet that pantomiming buffoon Nate paid you to do that didn't he? He's such a jealous bitch that I got on ongoing series before he did. He's a jealous jealous twat. Fuck you, Nathan. Just to set the record straight, Mssr. Reaso...
by Stormshadow
Tue Oct 28, 2008 1:36 pm
Forum: announcements
Topic: Sen. Stevens guilty on all counts, career in peril!!
Replies: 6
Views: 1721

Re: Sen. Stevens guilty on all counts, career in peril!!

Honestly I could give a crap. I'm just trying to up my post count. I'm tired of being bacon.
by Stormshadow
Tue Oct 28, 2008 1:32 pm
Forum: announcements
Topic: Sen. Stevens guilty on all counts, career in peril!!
Replies: 6
Views: 1721

Re: Sen. Stevens guilty on all counts, career in peril!!

I was wondering why anything that happens in Alaska is deemed controversial. Their population is less than that of a decent sized city. A Ward council member in Omaha, Nebraska getting a house built for him should cause more of an uproar. The only states that count less are Wyoming because only sev...