the vynsane asylum

My dad died.

Grant Imahara, host of Mythbusters, died of a brain aneurism at 49.

He built me for The Late Show with Craig Ferguson.

I’m very sad.

How does brushing your teeth twice a day help you to not be gay?

Is it gay if you're watching a porno, and you finish when the dude whips out his beef, but the chick isn't even undressed yet?

Ran wanted to know.

CyrusFan96 and her little lesbian friend, Justine Beaver.

Gay shit is what a gay man poops.

It also refers to the clutter in his garage. Although he'll probably refer to it as 'stuff'.

But it's still shit.

I'm with you on that one!

Dolly Parton. rrrowwlllll.

Thankfully, this never happened.
This place would turn to shit if O'Donell found her way in here.
I can't stand bearded ladies.

If you did, your Sundays would be pretty boring.

Fatnakedgingers.gov

Sneezingpenises.org

Melanomaisfun.com

Oh my god.
38 of you have looked in this topic, hoping to see Wang.

Jargo, I can understand.
JJReason, I can understand.
Slicker's Mom I can sorta understand.

But the rest of you have some 'splainin' to do.

Mister Roboto wrote:When you humans defecate, do you wipe forwards or backwards?

Oooh!

Good question! Gooood question.

Ew. You WOULD look, you weirdo.


Seriously, what is wrong with you?

Happy Birthday, emaistamy, our benevolent friend in the Ethiopian Government!
I fondly remember our marathon Billiards games that lasted weeks.

I had a sex dream about Patty Hearst. Not current Hearst, but the one from the 60s. She was in a dominatrix outfit and was on top of me on a squeaky bed frame with an old fashion brass 'headboard'. And Ran was in the dream wearing the Gimp costume from Pulp Fiction and he was having a cock sword fig...