the vynsane asylum

I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly … stupid.

It's not the destination so much as the journey, they say.

Welcome to the Caribbean, love.

Drink up me 'earties. Yo ho.

Elizabeth... it would never have worked between us darling. I'm sorry... Will... nice hat.

If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.

I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically.

Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.

Oh good. No worries then.

Luigi wrote:what a da fuck?, I's a got me double a vision

Fortunately, I know how to counter it; the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink; the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking.

You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?

I want you to know that I was rooting for you. Know that.

anarky wrote:Even me?

I always liked you.

I really rather hope we were past all this.