the vynsane asylum

announcements
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bugs!!!
if anyone has problems with the site, for example something looks out of place, or a page isn't loading, let me know here!
Moderators: Batman, Zero, John Madden, Bob Ross, General Zod, Richard Simmons

rants/raves
a place to discuss my "ongoing" series of rants and raves on my rants/raves page... so far, it's not too ongoing, but i will probably be adding more soon...
Moderators: Batman, Zero, John Madden, Bob Ross, General Zod, Richard Simmons

THE NEGATIVE ZONE!
This used to be DR. DOOM's playground, but now it's prison to the Romulans who tried to steal our precious dick and fart jokes.
Moderator: Romulans

THE PHANTOM ZONE!
Fall out of line and first you will kneel before Zod. Then he will kick you in the teeth, and the rest of the Moderator Terror Squad will throw you in THE PHANTOM ZONE!
Moderators: Batman, Zero, John Madden, Bob Ross, General Zod, Richard Simmons

the daily scribble
keepin' my scribble hand strong...

avatar-o-matic (pre-alpha)
no photoshop? no problem! upload, resize, crop and save avatar images through your browser.
Moderators: Batman, Zero, John Madden, Bob Ross, General Zod, Richard Simmons

comic books
comics rock. talk about them here. now. or just go to the "corn" section and wack off. i'll understand. i'll just sit here and read my spider-man comics.
Moderators: Batman, Zero, John Madden, Bob Ross, General Zod, Richard Simmons

literature
books are important. a dying art. please, please, let me know that there are still people out there that read more than just magazines.
Moderators: Batman, Zero, John Madden, Bob Ross, General Zod, Richard Simmons

movies
movies are cool. here is a place to talk about how cool they are. or maybe how much they suck, sometimes. like that fucking piece of shit 'mac and me'. worst fucking movie ever, a two-hour ad for fucking coca-cola.
Moderators: Batman, Zero, John Madden, Bob Ross, General Zod, Richard Simmons

tv shows
most tv sucks these days, but there are some shining examples of good writing, acting, camera work, etc... we call those Deadwood and Arrested Development. Family Guy sucks ass, though...
Moderators: Batman, Zero, John Madden, Bob Ross, General Zod, Richard Simmons

music
uh, y'know, the sounds that sound good together... sometimes... and sometimes sounds like the disgusting "squish squish" sound Slicker's mom makes whenever she walks
Moderators: Batman, Zero, John Madden, Bob Ross, General Zod, Richard Simmons

comedy
funny stuff!!! well, except for carrot top. and paul reiser. damn, that guy blows, but not as much as Paul Rodriguez, he should be deported back to Mexico
Moderators: Batman, Zero, John Madden, Bob Ross, General Zod, Richard Simmons

toys
toys are cool. they are fun. you like to play with toys. no, not THOSE kinds of toys. well, okay, those are fun too...
Moderators: Batman, Zero, John Madden, Bob Ross, General Zod, Richard Simmons

food
awwww, man, food is awesome...but pooping it out is alot better
Moderators: Batman, Zero, John Madden, Bob Ross, General Zod, Richard Simmons

cars
cars are like, the coolest thing besides chicks... in fact, anarky thinks they're cooler than chicks because he's got problems... discuss...
Moderators: Batman, Zero, John Madden, Bob Ross, General Zod, Richard Simmons

video games
uh... you need that explained to you? are you that fucking stupid? its self explanitory. explanatory, even.
Moderators: Batman, Zero, John Madden, Bob Ross, General Zod, Richard Simmons

computers
computers are cool - they are the reason you are here right now! Hopefully, JJReason can build one and prove once and for all, Canadians are somewhat intelligent.
Moderators: Batman, Zero, John Madden, Bob Ross, General Zod, Richard Simmons

SLOTHS!!!
sloths are awesome. everyone knows that. and if you don't, you're an idiot because they will gnaw off your genitalia. very very slowly. and it will hurt. bad.
Moderators: Batman, Zero, John Madden, Bob Ross, General Zod, Richard Simmons

general discussion
anything that don't fit under any other category...like your mothers fat ass
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dare to be stupid
okay i can hear you now. and i don't want to. why don't you go fuck slicker's mom and get out of my face?
Moderators: Batman, Zero, John Madden, Bob Ross, General Zod, Richard Simmons