WAR!!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 1:51 pm
ACTION ONLINE MUST BE DESTROYED!!!!!!!!!
MY INVESTIGATIONS HAVE YIELDED MUCH INFORMATION!!!!!!!!
YOU SEE, MY OWN NEFARIOUS (BUT INDISTINCT) PLANS TO RESURRECT SNIGTAD FLORNBI WERE THWARTED!!!!!!! I HAD PROCURED A BIT OF DNA ON A DISCARDED BIT OF KLEENEX, WHICH HAD BEEN FROZEN IN A GLACIER SET ADRIFT IN THE NORTH SEA!!!!!!!! BUT AGENTS OF ACTION ONLINE STOLE THE SAMPLE FROM THE BIRTHING CHAMBER TO CREATE DELL RUSK BEFORE I COULD COMMISSION AN ARMY OF SNIGTAD CLONES!!!!!!!
AND SO, MY OWN PLANS HAVE BEEN SUBJUGATED TO THEIRS!!!!!!
WE MUST BAND TOGETHER TO STOP THESE CRETINS!!!!! THE MODERATOR TERROR SQUAD MUST BE REINSTATED!!!!!! I AM WILLING TO DO ANYTHING, EVEN WORK ALONGSIDE MY LOATHSOME ARCHFOE, SLICKER!!!!!!!
STAND WITH ME!!!!!! EVERY VAGINA STINKS!!!!! NOT EVERY VAGINA IS TRULY DOUCHED!!!!!!!
SO QUEEFS DOUCHE!!!!!!!!
MY INVESTIGATIONS HAVE YIELDED MUCH INFORMATION!!!!!!!!
YOU SEE, MY OWN NEFARIOUS (BUT INDISTINCT) PLANS TO RESURRECT SNIGTAD FLORNBI WERE THWARTED!!!!!!! I HAD PROCURED A BIT OF DNA ON A DISCARDED BIT OF KLEENEX, WHICH HAD BEEN FROZEN IN A GLACIER SET ADRIFT IN THE NORTH SEA!!!!!!!! BUT AGENTS OF ACTION ONLINE STOLE THE SAMPLE FROM THE BIRTHING CHAMBER TO CREATE DELL RUSK BEFORE I COULD COMMISSION AN ARMY OF SNIGTAD CLONES!!!!!!!
AND SO, MY OWN PLANS HAVE BEEN SUBJUGATED TO THEIRS!!!!!!
WE MUST BAND TOGETHER TO STOP THESE CRETINS!!!!! THE MODERATOR TERROR SQUAD MUST BE REINSTATED!!!!!! I AM WILLING TO DO ANYTHING, EVEN WORK ALONGSIDE MY LOATHSOME ARCHFOE, SLICKER!!!!!!!
STAND WITH ME!!!!!! EVERY VAGINA STINKS!!!!! NOT EVERY VAGINA IS TRULY DOUCHED!!!!!!!
SO QUEEFS DOUCHE!!!!!!!!