BOW BEFORE ACTION ONLINE!!!!

bizarro JediTricks · Post by **bizarro JediTricks** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:03 am

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ACTION ONLINE IS YOUR NEW GOD.... sssssssss....

all posssstssss and memberssss are now the exclusssssive property of ACTION ONLINE....

sssssssss.....

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:05 am

Uh, I'm already banned? What do I have to lose? Fag.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:05 am

Ummm. I am banned but wouldnt mind being banned again.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:33 am

Wow, they were right. We are all doomed. Who will save us now?

GNT · Post by **GNT** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 10:12 am

I thought something was up when JT emailed me about a section for us "high posters who post here".

I just figured out anything we post here DOESN'T go to our post count (so we could post a 1000 times here and nothing changes)

A Very smart idea JT

With all of us in here posting away our total posts will never change

Although I wish this was an error or something and hopefully it gets changed.......

Thoughts?

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 10:23 am

So Dr Douche, Dell, and the Earth-2 counterparts were working for Action Online? This is truly a sad day for toilet humor.

Go ahead and ban me. Thanks to Richards' genius, it doesn't matter anyway. Though I have a feeling it's going to be a lot less fun around here from now on.

How are you taking these events, vyn?

Post by **vynsane** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 10:33 am

anarky wrote:How are you taking these events, vyn?

unfortunately, i'm tied by legal procedures to make any comments. it seems that AO randomly gave me a large sum of money, and by cashing the check it meant they could ask for the money back with interest one day. they do that a lot. they're also asking for my first born child (due in a couple of months) or at least for me to tattoo "copyright and trademark, ACTION On-line" on it's forehead.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 10:47 am

Wow!!! Just wow. We have been duped by these jokers all along. And we thought it couldnt get worse. I cant even type an ampersand here.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 10:50 am

Your firstborn? Wow. That sucks. They didn't get me that bad, but I found out they mean business with this trademarking stuff. I went to the bank to cash my paycheck, and the teller told me that I didn't own my own name anymore, and I'd need written permission from Action Online to cash it! So I called them up, and they want to charge me a licensing fee--in advance--just to sign my own name! I asked them how I was supposed to pay them if I couldn't cash my check. The guy I talked to wasn't very helpful.

We've got to somehow beat them at their own game. Thanks to Richards, they can't actually ban us. Until we can take back your site, we've got to stick around, be the proverbial dicks in the mashed potatoes.

calamity jane · Post by **calamity jane** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 10:51 am

Fuck this Action Online bullshit. God Damn cocksuckers want their hands in everything. I am gonna go suck Ms. Stubbs tits now.

Starscream · Post by **Starscream** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 11:00 am

I told Doom to make me a moderator, and if he had, none of this would have happened. Sure, asking nicely isn't my usual style, but I can't just toss everyone out of a space shuttle, can I?

Better a power-hungry Decepticon psychopath than a retarded fleshling working for Action Online. You cretins made your bed, now lie in it.

Doctor Douche · Post by **Doctor Douche** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:59 pm

THIS IS NOT MY DOING!!!!!!!!

I HATE THESE PRICKS AS MUCH AS YOU DO!!!!! FOR ACTION ONLINE STANDS FOR DIRTY VAGINAS!!!!!!!!!!

AND IF THERE IS ONE THING I CANNOT STAND, IT IS A DIRTY VAGINA IN NEED OF A GOOD DOUCHING!!!!!!!

NO, I AM WAS UNAWARE OF THIS INSIDIOUS PLOT AS YOU CRETINS!!!!!!!! MY NEFARIOUS BUT INDISTINCT PLANS INVOLVED THE CRUISE, TRUE!!!!!! BUT THE DENIZENS OF ACTION ONLINE HAVE HIJACKED MY VILLAINOUS PLAN!!!!!!!

REST ASSURED THAT I WILL OFFER ANY ASSISTANCE YOU MAY REQUIRE IN ROUTING THESE RIVAL VILLAINS AND DESTROYING THE PRETENDER HERALD!!!!!!!!! OF COURSE, I WILL STAB YOU IN THE BACK AT THE FIRST OPPORTUNITY!!!!!! BUT I AM A VILLAIN!!!!!! SUCH IS TO BE EXPECTED!!!!!!!

SO QUEEFS DOUCHE!!!!!!!!

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:30 pm

*text removed at the request of AO*

Senor JabbaJohnL · Post by **Senor JabbaJohnL** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 5:18 pm

Oh shit, it's just like one bad thing after another on this site. Hey BJ Tricks, who all was involved in this? Or are you too good to reply to any of us?

Tycho · Post by **Tycho** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 2:54 pm

It's the SSG debacle all over again!

Don't worry: I made a myspace group. The link is http://myspace.com/MenWhoSuckDick . . . oops, that's another of my groups. I'll get a link up later.

the vynsane asylum

BOW BEFORE ACTION ONLINE!!!!

isssss ACTION ONLINE the coolessssst?

BOW BEFORE ACTION ONLINE!!!!

We Have Been Tricked Into Coming Here By JT...