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My heart skipped a beat

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I read the headline on Yahoo! News that one of the stars of the Harry Potter films would be appearing nude on stage.

Unfortunately, I then discovered it was Daniel Radcliffe, not Emma Watson.

Godammit.
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Post by jjreason »

That's a little selfish, Anarky - instead of feeling disappointed, you should be excited for Dell, who must feel like his fondest wish has come true.
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Post by Antropov »

It says he's only 17. Are things different across the pond or will he be 18 by the time the role begins?

At any rate, we can all be glad that it's not Rupert "Snigtad" Grint showing off his "Ronald McDonald in a scissor hold" look.
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Post by Dell Rusk »

u guys r gross, emma watson plays harry poter and danielle radclif plays the chick every boday knos that, ha ha i all ways knew u were gays but now u all admited it faggs

man u faggs smell gay! i don't need 2 burn u b cause god all ready did!!
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Fuck off, Dell - you'd blow a broomhandle if you thought it could find it's own way into your asshole.
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Post by Senor JabbaJohnL »

The creepiest thing about this is that I read he'd be "simulating sexual ecstasy while riding a horse." Eww! I hope his want doesn't shoot sparks into the audience.

(I'm surprised and a little let down that I'm the first one to make the obvious, cliched wand joke.)
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Post by Dell Rusk »

Cor! I had such respect for Harry--I mean, Daniel--prior to me reading this. God doesn't like people to expose themselves.

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