the vynsane asylum

Imagine for a moment that the Marvel Universe has just been turned upside down by yet another gigantic pointless crossover. As a result, characters have returned from the dead, lost powers have been regained, and you have suddenly become the new most powerful entity in the Marvel Universe.

Your powers are simple: complete and total mind control. Since your power is so immense, there's no point in any heroes trying to stop you. You are totally undefeatable, because no one can get close enough to fight you without falling under your powers.

But, of course, heroes are heroes, and first the new X-Men team will face you in battle.

So which of the many X-Chicks are you sticking it to first?

I'm gonna give it go Mystique mainly because if you realize you made a mistake and want one of the others you can just tell her to morph into the other one.

Or you could even tell her to change into Slicker's mom mode for those nights when you just wanna beat the pussy up.

Slicker wrote:Or you could even tell her to change into Slicker's mom mode for those nights when you just wanna beat the pussy up.

Something about this really disturb me Grimlock.

If I choose Rogue in this poll, would that satisfy all of you that told me to fuck myself? True, I'm not a woman, or from the south, and I don't have any superpowers. Anyway, where was I?

Gotta agree with Slick - Mystique can be all of 'em.

Jean Gray. So I don't have to tell the Ho what's on my mind. Instead, she can just read my mind and do it. Like, "Bitch, go get Storm have an earth shaking contest."

Emma Frost - shocker - I'm all about blondes with fakies.

It would totally be JUbilee, I would bang her every way but loose. And if Wolverine has a problem he can join in on a three way, because he is a damned sexy bear.

lol i want to pee in jubalees butt lol

lol If Boner was omnipotent he would just go take some of his dads viagra. lol