the vynsane asylum

Don't you guys ever wonder if there's more to life than the internet and making a bunch of childish dick, fart and gay jokes? Shouldn't we be engaging in more intellectually stimulating conversation about fine art, classical music, current events, politics, and which activists have accomplished the most for their causes in the recent past?






No? Good. Me neither, just thought I'd check. Carry on. [^]

yeah, well, i tried to have convos like those you speak of, but the categories those pertain to are devoid of posts...

you gay farting dick.

Hey! Who you calling "you"?????

Farting, and gay jokes don't start too many wars....except for the time that I called bin Laden gay while squeezing out a nice juicy one with skidmarks....Dicks on the other hand do start the most wars, but not dick jokes, unless said pointedly about someone's dick and that someone happens to hold their finger on a trigger for compensation factors. Ah well....

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by jjreason</i>
<br />Don't you guys ever wonder if there's more to life than
the internet and making a bunch of childish dick, fart and
gay jokes? Shouldn't we be engaging in more intellectually
stimulating conversation about fine art<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">Van Gogh liked
to fart on Escher's dick when he was fucking him in the ass.
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">classical music<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">Chopin liked to fart on Bach's
dick when he was fucking him in the ass. <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">current
events<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">The war in Iraq liked to fart on rising gas
prices's dick when it was fucking it in the ass.
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">politics<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">Tony Blair liked to fart on George
Bush's dick when he was fucking him in the ass.<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">and
which activists have accomplished the most for their causes in
the recent past<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">Anti-Apartheid activists liked to fart
on PETA's dick when they were fucking them in the ass.

CaptainSolo1138 likes to fart on Dell Rusk's dick when he was fucking him in the ass.

No matter where we start, it always winds up in the pooper. Fucking salad tossers.

Actually, it always winds up in Slicker's mom.

I forgot about that cock hound. I think your list needs to be amended, jj, to include her as a point of reference in every conversation.

Anyone else notice that even the n00bs at the <font color="red">other site</font id="red"> rip on her? Fuckin' hilarious.

I don't know if there was any sincerity to your first post, jj, but I hate discussing most of them topics because they always degrade into a flame war. "You like Brahms?! You NeoCon piece of shit!" or "Raphael was a wonderful artist. But only if you believe in clubbing baby seals, you liberal fag!"

Plus, it's harder on a site like this where there's a (somewhat) mutual respect between everyone who posts. I don't want to get into it with you about which religion is right because I don't feel the need to cram my opinions down your throat (a la Tycho) since whatever God your praying to obviously hasn't affected the fact that I laugh my ass off at your posts.

BTW, has anyone even looked at Tycho's new topic on the <font color="red">other site</font id="red">? One of his usual soap-box sessions I'm guessing. I'll only read it if there's something in there worth laughing at him about.

CS - there wasn't much sincerity. I was actually trying to be funny, which likely made it sound corny. I love this place, and wouldn't change it for the world - I think it's as close as I can come online to actually "hanging out" with buddies, you know, without the hanging out part.

Speaking of hanging out. I teabagged a complete strange last weekend.

Like dipped your sack teabagged or just got on top of? If she let you 'bag her, she's naughty and dirty.



Did you keep her number?

If I say it was another guy, and he was passed out drunk, and I'll have pictures soon would that make me gay?

No, but that was selfish of you.

Has anyone in the history of the internet gotten someone to change their point of view about a political/current event based on whay they post in some forum? I submit they have not. And if not, then why bother. God invented the internet for one thing. Free porn. Billions upon millions of free pictures, instantly accessed for tugging marathons. Why even as I type this one handed, my raw, chafed member is going for its 20th explosion of the hour. It's a sickness. A sickness I gladly submit to and call cheap. God bless you internet gurus! I salute you. We both salute you.

Is anyone here brave enough to admit they've "tossed salad"? have you ever licked a chick's ( or a dude's) anus? Tongue directly on the poop chute? I've left teeth marks on a few cheeks in my day, but I've never tasted the fudge. Thank god.

Muff diving though...I've, well, lets just say if pussies were stamps I could've mailed Oklahoma to China by now. It's all about tongue speed. I eat pussy like a mexican auctioneer.

Ummm... Quote of the Day, anyone? I think so.

And I'd like to rewind to my first response to Slicker's teabagging post. How the fuck did I not see "How did that taste?" and go with that at the time? I'm so ashamed.