the vynsane asylum

<font size="4"><font color="orange"><font face="Book Antiqua"><b>Me Grimlock on mission to keep track of captain funtime because captain funtime jerk fleshling. Me Grimlock find him posting at another site, and see this that make me Grimlock oil run cold.

This post from last week. Me Grimlock know for fact Dr Doom kill Snigtad several breems ago! Me Grimlock not sure how this possible. Dead fleshlings not come back from dead like dead Decepticons. This real life, this not silly comic book!

Me Grimlock not know Snigtad evil plan, but me Grimlock sure it have something to do with foiled plot to celebrate Dooshe Day here on vynsane.com.

Me Grimlock call emergency meeting of Moderator Terror Squad to discuss problem of fleshling Snigtad Flornbi. Me Grimlock think Moderator Terror Squad need to raise threat level to burnt umber, maybe beef up security and hire new moderator. Anyone have number for Juggernaut, Mr T, or MacGuyver?

Me Grimlock have bad feeling about this. Storm's a-comin'; me Grimlock feel it in me Grimlock servo-processors....</b></font id="Book Antiqua"></font id="orange"></font id="size4">

Pretty scary stuff. I hate you Grimlock but I appreciate the advanced warning. Maybe you're not a useless piece of shit after all.

Please keep us updated, especially if the MTS decides to up the warning level to something like periwinkle.

For the record, you're only a dino-blowjob away from me giving you the Juggernaut's number.

i bet unicron found him in the negative zone and brought him back to life as Galvtad Florntron.

Very scary indeed. That's just what we DON'T need is that fuck hole coming back. Him and Dell together would make feel like a retard just reading them going back and forth.

Let us pray that this is merely an impostor. The real thing almost irritated us to death the first time. He might finish the job if he comes back.

<font face="Comic Sans MS">SSSSSsssssnigtad FLORNBI???????



SSSSsssssssss....

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! Thissss is insssssufferable!!!

Grimlock, you have done well to expose thisss treachery for all to sssssee

We mussssssst keep a close watch on this possssssible threat.. perhaps we should look in to increasssssing our numbers SSSSssssssssss


I can say one thing for sssssssss-certain though, if SSSsnigtad Flornbi dares show his pathetic face here, there wil be..... conssssssequencessssssssss



ssssssssssssss....





SSSSSSSssss...sssss......

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!</font id="Comic Sans MS">

I have a bad feeling about this.

Encyclopedia Brown better watch out for detectives Grimlock and Cobra Commander.

An episode of Blues Clues is more mysterious than the case of this Flornbi.

oh fuck.

A mystery, eh? So would this be a job for the Hardy Boys, Scooby-Doo and gang, Matlock, Agatha Christie, or some hot chick wearing a see-through french maid outfit?

Personally, I this place could use a naked hot chick.

Oh, Christ in heaven help us.

Words fail me.

Looks like you were onto something after all, Grimlock.

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by anarky</i>
<br />Oh, Christ in heaven help us.

Words fail me.

Looks like you were onto something after all, Grimlock.
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">Oh my god. My fucking sides are hurting and I have tears running down my face. That just got bookmarked

So what would happen if Dell, Boner, and Snigtad crossed paths? I'm sure it wouldn't be good, but they are still one shy of being the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

That's not the only thing they're shy of.

Good freakin Christmas that is overboard. He must be stopped.