the vynsane asylum

Via filmdrunk's weekend recap and look to next week's releases:

Next week brings us San Andreas, in which The Rock fights the Earthquake that keeps jiggling Alexandra Daddario’s boobs (I hope)

Me to mabs - "Is that a pic of some weed nugs & a small robot?"

Mabs: "Sorta."

Tears running down my face. God damn.

Since Mssr. Reason decided to reinstate the QotD, I bring you this gem from the Bleeding Cool forums. They were discussing the final scene from Spider-Man:Homecoming where Aunt May walks in on Peter in his costume without the mask and she drops the F bomb but it gets cut off as the movie goes to credits. Then somebody posts this gem...

As fantastic and amazing as this movie is , I couldn't help but hope for a 2 hour feature of Marisa shoving strawberries and whip cream up her own ass and farting it out onto a plate of strawberry shortcake.

My quote of the day is from Tammy Pescatelli while giving her Super Bowl prediction.

New England 24. Philadelphia 20. Hey so I think the real winner of the Super Bowl is going to be Janet Jackson’s nipples because this time they get to stay home and they don’t have to be out in that Minnesota cold. Honestly though, I think its going to be the Patriots. When Tom Brady is on, and Gronk is going to come back from his concussion- its unstoppable. So I think its the Patriots, 24-20 over the Eagles.

Funny lady. She was just amazing on Last Comic Standing, years & years ago.

I was reading an article about how some politicians are trying to blame school shootings on violent video games, even though there is no proof of it in multiple studies. Saw this comment and thought it was funny...

This explains constant need I had since the age of 5 to throw barrels at Italian men with mustaches.

From our very own Ran:

"Avengers 4: Some Chick's B-Hole" would scare one fan around here.

When I posted it, I debated using "Some Chick's" or "Laura Dern's".

Some dude on instagram commenting on photos from the annual "gathering of the juggalos":

"This is like a mix of The Purge/Guy Fieri/My 600lb Life all wrapped up in a hill billy Renaissance Faire."

Some random dude on Facebook responded to a Funko contest with gibberish, and this sentence just about made me piss myself.

Hahaha that's not a bad picture but it's not your Grandma that is America."

Saw this on Twitter.

Liam Hackett
@DiageoLiam

The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

Not bad.

Mark Hamill on Twitter:

Mark Hamill
@HamillHimself

That debate was the worst thing I've ever seen & I was in The Star Wars Holiday Special.

I laughed when I saw that. Juonas Sumolomadingdong (new Chewie) was one of the first comments saying he hadn't finished it yet & was "savouring" it.