Yesterday at 10am my baby pushed out her own baby. Everyone appears to be happy & healthy as they try to get used to their new normal.
Holy sweet flying fuck boys, next stop retirement & the nursing home.
Call me Grandpa Reason.
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jjreason
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Call me Grandpa Reason.
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Diabolical
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Re: Call me Grandpa Reason.
Congrats, old man.
"As they say in China, 'Arrivederci'!"
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*For the creation of the Golden Deuce Award.
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Tom Foolery
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Re: Call me Grandpa Reason.
I’ve been thinking of you as a grandpa for years.
Your bloodline continues!! High five!!
Your bloodline continues!! High five!!
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Ran
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Re: Call me Grandpa Reason.
Congrats. Apologies for not having a joke ready for you because I'm still not used to the fact that our age group is becoming grandparents.
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vynsane
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Re: Call me Grandpa Reason.
congrats!
which one of The Group is the grandpa-fucker?
which one of The Group is the grandpa-fucker?
Life is short. STUNT IT!
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The Grin
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Re: Call me Grandpa Reason.
After a bit of research in The Group Handbook, I found that once someone becomes a grandpa, Bizzaro The Grin and Bizzaro The Grip switch from either taking turns and/or spit roasting you and just double penetrate the b-hole.Now, please excuse me while I go back to banging your mothers.
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