You Know How I Know You're Old?

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Thu Jan 16, 2020 3:47 pm

Because, on the recommendation of your doctor, you purchased a blood pressure cuff for use at home today.

First reading: 128/84, pulse at 68 beats per minute. Not dead yet, fuckers.

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Thu Jan 16, 2020 4:11 pm

Well, I recently thought to myself after seeing a hot MILF, "Damn, she looks really good for her age."
Then I realized she was in fact about my age, maybe younger.

Tom Foolery · Post by **Tom Foolery** » Thu Jan 16, 2020 11:47 pm

At some point, part of my daily routine became taking two ibuprofen to get thru the day.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sat Jan 18, 2020 11:00 am

Next Friday I will have been a police officer for 20 years. I used to look around & gravitate toward the "old cranky guy" on the shift, wherever I was working, because I felt like if I could get on their good side I was doing things the right way. I haven't seen any of those guys around for nearly 5 years when I think about it. I think they're me.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Sat Jan 18, 2020 7:58 pm

Had I stayed in the Air Force for 20 years, I would have retired 7 years ago.

Post by **vynsane** » Sun Jan 19, 2020 3:01 pm

When you feel that 'eating in' at a fast food restaurant is beneath you.

Tom Foolery · Post by **Tom Foolery** » Mon Feb 17, 2020 11:24 am

Had my annual physical today. Got prescribed tamsulosin aka FLOMAX for my prostate. Fun.
It’s also my youngest’s 17th birthday. So my “children” are all adults, or close to it.

But you want a real kick in the nuts?
This year is to 1980 what 1980 was to 1940. 4 fucking decades. Feel old bitch.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Feb 17, 2020 9:38 pm

Tom Foolery wrote:This year is to 1980 what 1980 was to 1940. 4 fucking decades. Feel old bitch.

God damn you to Hell.

Sorry. As an old fart, I should say, "Goldang you to Heck!"

Now get offa my lawn.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Mon Feb 17, 2020 10:08 pm

Man that's crazy. But 1980 does feel like forever ago.

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Tue Feb 18, 2020 12:08 am

Kids turning 21 this year were born when The Phantom Menace came out.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Tue Feb 18, 2020 9:23 am

I didn't find the 1980 to 1940 comparison that shocking because I've heard someone say that the first Gulf War and Vietnam are to the Millennials what Vietnam and WWII were to us.

But the TPM kids being 21 is kind of scary.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Tue Feb 18, 2020 10:31 pm

Aka my first kid. Born a few weeks after TPM came out. There are kids here at the police college that are younger. Also, one of the kids that's graduating soon is the GRANDson of one my my former bosses.

Tom Foolery · Post by **Tom Foolery** » Wed Feb 19, 2020 11:26 am

We will start becoming grandfathers ourselves soon.
Ooh! Who wants to bet on which of us it will be? My money’s on JJ. Tee Hee.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Wed Feb 19, 2020 7:28 pm

My son is doing everything in his limited power to prove you right. Condoms, you little bastard, condoms!

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Wed Feb 19, 2020 8:12 pm

A couple women I work with are about a year older than me. They are both grandmothers. My oldest kid is 18 and I'm still getting used to the fact that she is driving and in college. The fact that people my age are grandparents kind of freaks me out a little.

the vynsane asylum

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