Monty Python

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Monty Python

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Eric Idle tweeted out this letter from the censors regarding The Holy Grail.
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I just watched this again the day before yesterday.

I've probably seen it 200 times.
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Can you imagine if they cut "I fart in your general direction"? That would've been a fucking tragedy. But we would never have known it.
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I almost choked to death I was laughing so hard at this.
They don’t read the entire quote in the attached video, but I paused it when it was onscreen. Fucking glorious.
https://apple.news/AEuDshwVfTwWEC392i8Q4dQ
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The article didn't cover it, but John Cleese made fun of this on Twitter, too.
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