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Slimmie
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 12:53 am
by captain funtime
OK, what the fuck is with this screen name? Do you have a pencil dick? Do you smoke Capri's like some faggotized bitch? Do you weigh 17 lbs?(not kilos like those Canadian pricks that I share the board with). Why would anyone use a stupid fuckin name like that? Slimmie, I heard you fucked a Virgin and couldnt even touch the sides
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 8:21 am
by Slimmie
Just a nickname given to me back in the day when I <i>was</i> slim (but not shady). It has nothing to do with the size of my manhood, although I make no claims to have porn star cock. And this virgin you heard of wasn't a virgin, she was your mom. Her growler is so blown out I was knee deep before I touched the sides.
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 4:29 pm
by Antropov
Captain Funtime is a douche bag. You owe him no explanation.
"Growler" LMAO!
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 7:12 pm
by Mrs Funtime
Now, Roy, how many times do I have to tell you to play nice with Slimmie? I wish you'd grow up and just take out the trash without being told.
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 7:17 pm
by Slimmie
I had to at least acknowledge the comment. I mean, now I have a topic with my name in it. Only 4 more and I will catch up with Snigtad.
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 8:40 pm
by Slicker
I don't know if you want to catch up to him. Then you'll be in the "douche bag" status...even though you're a fucking tool.
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 8:48 pm
by Antropov
Perhaps he should be moved form "bacon" status to "fuckin' tool". Or how about "bacon fuckin' tool"?
All this bacon talk is puttin' me in the mood for some "vergina".
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 11:44 pm
by Slicker
Man, all this talk about vergina is puttin' me in the mood for some roast beef.
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:49 am
by kidhuman
Fuckin Funtime is at it again. Now his ho bag is here too.
Slimmie, you are a fuckin tool. His status should be migrant worker.
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:55 am
by captain funtime
What the fuck is this? When did Slimmies mom join up. She is by bitch but not my wife. She loves the long cock that slides into her hot aching throbbing pussy every night. Slimmies mom gets a fatty....
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:45 pm
by Slimmie
My mom is dead.[:(!]
OK, she's not dead, but keep that shit to yourself. The thought of my mom doing anything sexual with anyone is just disgusting.
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by kidhuman</i>
<br /> Slimmie, you are a fuckin tool. His status should be migrant worker.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
Only cuz I work so many hoes.
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:09 pm
by jjreason
Perfect......
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 3:50 pm
by Antropov
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Slimmie</i>Only cuz I work so many hoes.
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">Holy shit, dude. I nearly blew an O-ring laughing at that.
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 5:34 pm
by captain funtime
Slimmie, do you think you were the immaculate conception?
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 6:01 pm
by Yoda
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Slimmie</i>
OK, she's not dead, but keep that shit to yourself. The thought of my mom doing anything sexual with anyone is just disguting<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
Sex this woman has alot. A whore she is.