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Please, no fucking

Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 9:33 pm
by anarky
Had this truly bizarre idea earlier at the McDonald's PlayPlace. They had five numbered rules posted: "The Ronald McDonald Way to Play." Things like "be nice" and "no shoes," the basic sort of stuff. For some reason, I thought it would be funny if there was a "#6. Please, no fucking."

So this made me think of a theoretical website where people attach signs saying "Please, no fucking" signs in crazy but hilarious places. Like the safety instructions at Disneyland (which can sorta be seen here, and I'm linking because I always make some asinine crack about "No dancing, please" whenever I see it). Or a bathroom stall. Or a public bus.

I wouldn't actually do it, because it seems to cross a line for me to encourage folks to do stuff that could turn into vandalism, but this would be funny as shit.

Re: Please, no fucking

Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 10:37 pm
by Tom Foolery
Lindsay Lohan should get it tattooed above the wretched decaying wasteland that is her vagina.