Who are you voting for in the US Presidential Election?
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Who are you voting for in the US Presidential Election?
This is the first Vynsane.com/Baconhelmet Presidential poll. I would like to know how vynsane.com members are voting. Remember, this isn't the official US election, so you can only vote once.
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Re: Who are you voting for in the US Presidential Election?
I can tell you who I Won't be voting for.
Mr. Romney, You do NOT $#%@ with the 'Street.'
Mr. Romney, You do NOT $#%@ with the 'Street.'
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Re: Who are you voting for in the US Presidential Election?
If letting China take over means we get invaded by hotties that look like the new improved Newsbot Avatar, I'm inclined to give my vote to Mitt. He'll make it happen.
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Re: Who are you voting for in the US Presidential Election?
A long time ago, someone told me you have to vote for the person that will do the most for you. From that list, most of the candidates are the same, unless they can get Scarlett Johansson and Anne Hathaway to go full on lesbo. That one scene alone could save the economy.
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It doesn't even need to be hardcore. Just getting them to kiss, maybe with a good titty-groping, would be enough to get someone my vote.
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
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Dam you newsbot! you left off the ShamWow carnie guy for Vice President!
good god, man, raise you standards. this is for the presidency of the united states of america! i demand tongue on clit action, some scissoring, and the use of a strap on.anarky wrote:It doesn't even need to be hardcore. Just getting them to kiss, maybe with a good titty-groping, would be enough to get someone my vote.
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I'm picturing ScarJo wearing a tight, white wifebeater and glistening of sweat like she just finished working out. No bottoms of any kind, but wearing tennis shoes.anarky wrote:It doesn't even need to be hardcore. Just getting them to kiss, maybe with a good titty-groping, would be enough to get someone my vote.
Anne is wearing too much mascara, black knee high boots and that's all.
They're scissoring and their clams are making a soft puckering sound each time they pull apart. You can hardly hear it over their moans, but it's there.
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Re: Who are you voting for in the US Presidential Election?
As an Irishman, Oi'm nae allowed t'vote in yuir elections. But'n if I did, Oi'd have to vote fer that Barry O'Bama fella. 'E's one of us, he is. A fine Irish lad to be sure.
Oi'll nae vote fer that dirty Mexican wanker.
Oi'll nae vote fer that dirty Mexican wanker.
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Re: Who are you voting for in the US Presidential Election?
HOLY FOWL PLAY, BATMAN! Why would anyone choose to elect their government officials by the size of their roosters? This sounds like the work of The Penguin!
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Re: Who are you voting for in the US Presidential Election?
"Putting the broad back in broadcasting," Newsbot?
Really.
Is that the kind of professional courtesy you teach your news department?
I don't know how many time I've told those boys, never call chicks broads.
Really.
Is that the kind of professional courtesy you teach your news department?
I don't know how many time I've told those boys, never call chicks broads.
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Re: Who are you voting for in the US Presidential Election?
there's an error with the poll options.
"Can I vote for Bill Clinton again?"
and
"Whichever pairing has the longest combined cock length"
are both just votes for Clinton.
"Can I vote for Bill Clinton again?"
and
"Whichever pairing has the longest combined cock length"
are both just votes for Clinton.
Life is short. STUNT IT!
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Re: Who are you voting for in the US Presidential Election?
Bill AND Hillary.
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Re: Who are you voting for in the US Presidential Election?
With the election just days away, I'd like to remind you that I'm banging your mothers more than Romney will screw the 47% and harder than Obama can fuck the National Debt.
Award Winning Mother Lover
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Re: Who are you voting for in the US Presidential Election?
You guys are having an election?
And where has Orbsah Stealth Ninja been? I"m sure he'd like to chime in about his morning election....
And where has Orbsah Stealth Ninja been? I"m sure he'd like to chime in about his morning election....
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Re: Who are you voting for in the US Presidential Election?
Ah, jjleason-san. I knew you want to heal about erection.
The erection has been rong and hald for both candidates. Ballack Obama reads by smarr malgin in most porrs. He say Mitt Lomney wirr send Amelican jobs to Stinky-Chinky. Mitt Lomney say Obama rie about Ribia.
They both spend much time in Ohio, Corolado, and Nevada.
Maybe jjleason come visit me in Japan and we do some watel spolts then go to fancy lestaulant for robstal craws.
The erection has been rong and hald for both candidates. Ballack Obama reads by smarr malgin in most porrs. He say Mitt Lomney wirr send Amelican jobs to Stinky-Chinky. Mitt Lomney say Obama rie about Ribia.
They both spend much time in Ohio, Corolado, and Nevada.
Maybe jjleason come visit me in Japan and we do some watel spolts then go to fancy lestaulant for robstal craws.
No mo yankee my wankee!