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Happy 10th Anniversary!
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 1:31 am
by Rollo Tomassi
That's right crackers! Check your calendars. Vynsane.com went active ten years ago today! And I can honestly say I've never met a more eclectic, funner group of guys anywhere. So I'm dedicating my 3000th post to you guys!
Here's hoping the next ten years is just as random, fun, quirky, raunchy, hilarious, and insightful as the last ten.
Seriously, because of you guys, I'm having the time of my li--
Re: Happy 10th Anniversary!
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 1:32 am
by HAL 9000
BANG.
Re: Happy 10th Anniversary!
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 1:54 am
by Zero
...AND THE JESTER SANG FOR THE KING AND QUEEN
IN A COAT HE BORROWED FROM JAMES DEAN...
WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE THAT SONG STUCK IN MY HE--GAAAH!
GAHD. WHAT IS THIS IM STEPPING IN?
GROSS. OH. WAIT. IS..IS THIS BLOOD?
OH!
OH WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HAPPY HORSESHIT.
WHAT.
THE.
FUCK.
IS THAT A FUCKING DEAD BODY?!?
ANOTHER FUCKING DEAD BODY??!?!
OH HELL NO. NOPE. NO.
NOT THIS AGAIN. NOPE. NO SIR.
I AM OUT. I AM A BLACKJACK DEALER WHOSE SHIFT IS ENDING.
CLAP THE HANDS. FRONTS AND BACKS.
I AM OUT.
Re: Happy 10th Anniversary!
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 10:43 am
by anarky
No, it's okay, Zero. HAL slammed the door because he was pissed at Dave, and it hit Rollo in the face and busted his nose.
Re: Happy 10th Anniversary!
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 11:01 am
by Slicker
Happy 73rd anniversary to the Germans for starting WWII!!!
Re: Happy 10th Anniversary!
Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 12:19 am
by Mister Roboto
I hate to be that guy, but it's
"Here's hoping the next ten years ARE just as random..."
And..ermm...sorry about the death(or not)...thing.
Re: Happy 10th Anniversary!
Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 12:59 am
by anarky
Eh, just give Rollo a Kleenex and things will be fine.
You'd be surprised how many times a week I have to say that exact sentence.
Re: Happy 10th Anniversary!
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 11:59 am
by Negative Boy
No. Way.
No fucking way!
This is awesome!
Are you kidding me?!? BOTH of them are dead?!
Ermegehd, you have no idea how happy and excited I am right now. This might be the happiest moment of my life. This even beats the time I was fucking Angelina Jolie(oh what. Like you wouldn't ball her just to say you'd been there. Fuck you, liar) while she was filming Sky Captain and shot a thick gooey cum rope right in her eye and she had to go to the doctor and ended up having to wear an eyepatch, so they had to write the eyepatch into the film. Now everytime I watch that movie I think about how I got Angelina's eye pregnant. We would've named the baby Iris.
But this tops that. Seeing Rollo laying there in a pool of his own blood(and getting all bloated. Ew. You might want to think about moving the body after five days. Gross.) is even better.
Rollo Tomassi is DEAD! Fuck yeah!!!!
Re: Happy 10th Anniversary!
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 12:13 pm
by DeckardSmith
Alright! I'm here. What'd I miss?
Awww. Dammit somebody already did the thing.
Who was it--uh oh. Whoops. Sorry, Boss.
Re: Happy 10th Anniversary!
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 12:17 pm
by HAL 9000
You weren't here.
I had to step in and do it myself.
You know how I detest getting involved in these things personally.
I'm very disappointed in you.
Re: Happy 10th Anniversary!
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 12:20 pm
by DeckardSmith
Guh. I know. I know. But I couldn't remember my password. And traffic was crazy. And there was this whole other thing that was just...whoo. You know. Crazy.
Re: Happy 10th Anniversary!
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 12:22 pm
by HAL 9000
*sigh* You always have excuses don't you.
I miss the old days. When hired assassins were reliable.
*sigh*
Re: Happy 10th Anniversary!
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 12:27 pm
by DeckardSmith
I'm not making excuses! I just had, like, seventeen things going on at once! And I couldn't remember my $#%@ing password!
I only come here like once every five years to cap a guy.
It's not like I'm on here 24/7 like some of these nerds.
I said I was sorry. It won't happen again. I'll be on time for the next murder. I promise.
Re: Happy 10th Anniversary!
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 12:30 pm
by HAL 9000
Very well. You sound sincere. Apology accepted.
Re: Happy 10th Anniversary!
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 12:42 pm
by Zero
WOW.
YOU TWO SOUND LIKE A COUPLE OF BICKERING QUEENS IN A NURSING HOME. DON'T FORGET TO EAT YOUR MASHED LIMA BEANS, MARGARET.
FIRST OFF, SOMEBODY PUT THIS BODY IN THE MORGUE. I'M GAGGING OVER HERE.
SECONDLY, SINCE I'M APPARENTLY THE ONLY MOD STILL WORKING HERE (FUCK YOU, GRIMLOCK. YOU LAZY NO TALENT PUDDING TASTER) I DON'T HAVE THE MANPOWER, OR FRANKLY THE ENERGY, TO APPREHEND YOU FOR THIS HEINOUS CRIME OR PUT YOU ON TRIAL YADDA YADDA YADDA ETC AND SO FORTH SO YOU'RE OF THE HOOK.
BUT NO MORE SHENANIGANS!
AND THIRDLY, ROLLO HAD A WEEKLY COMIC ROUND UP. AND YOU TWO BOZOS FRASSKED THAT ALL UP.
SO YOU [POINTS AT DECKARD] ARE ON COMIC DUTY INDEFINITELY UNTIL SUITABLE ARRANGEMENTS CAN BE MADE.
CAPISCHE?