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i once knew a man
Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2012 3:19 pm
by Zaphod
i once knew a man
who fuck hees own father.
he fuck hees own father,
he geeve heem a dollar.
he fuck hees own father,
eet make heem so sad
'cause he deed not know
de hooker was hees dad!
Re: i once knew a man
Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2012 7:19 pm
by anarky
Oh, so you know Ran, then?
Re: i once knew a man
Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2012 7:39 pm
by Negative Boy
I once knew a man from San Diego
Who enjoyed massaging his lumbago
He said with a lisp
As he wiped shit off his fist
I fucked your mom and sister in a Winnebago
Re: i once knew a man
Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2012 9:34 pm
by Negative Boy
I once knew a man from Las Vegas
Who appreciated the art of Degas
He said with a laugh
As he stroked his big shaft
I just fucked your wife in her fat ass
Re: i once knew a man
Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2012 9:35 pm
by RoIIo Tomassi
That's not how you pronounce Degas. Dipshit.
Re: i once knew a man
Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2012 10:02 pm
by anarky
Whoever's your friend in San Diego isn't registered here.
Maybe you meant to say:
I once knew a man from Iowa
And he would give anything a try-o-wa
A sailor named Nick
Who had a teeny-tiny dick
Made him say, "If you want a blowjob, I'm your guy-o-wa!"
Re: i once knew a man
Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2012 11:34 pm
by Negative Boy
I didn't say the man from San Diego was a friend. I said I knew him. I could never be friends with any of those liberal kooks. I have too much self respect. And they all have too little. Fucking hippies.
There once was a man from Toledo
Who lived by one simple credo
If she was born before
Nineteen Ninety Four
He would make her ass bleed-o
Re: i once knew a man
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 1:21 am
by Ran
There once was a man from Ontario
He listened to metal on his stereo
He often rocks out
With Lemmy, no doubt
Or sometimes Ronnie James Dio