GOD DAM GAys in VEGAS!!

[Snigtad Flornbi]

I WINT TO LOS VEGES THIS WEEK END 2 GAMBOL, + I WON LOTS OF PUSSIE!! BUTT I WAS 2 GROSED OUT 2 FUCK THE HOT CHIX THAT WERE ON THE FLYARS THE MEXAKINS WERE HANDEN OUT ON THE STRETE BE CUZ I SAW SUM GAYS! THEY WERE NASTEE. THE GAYEST WAS REAL TALL + HAD GLASES, U NO SUM 1 IS GAY IF THAY HAVE GLASES. THE OTHER 2 HAD GALSSES FOR 1 + THE OTHER DUED DID NOT, HE PROBBLY HAD 2 TAEK THIM OFF WHEN THE OTHER GAYES COMED ON THEM. THE OTHER 1 WITH GLASES WAS THE GAYEST, HE HAD A FUCKING DOG ON HIS SHIRT WHO WAS SAYING SUM THING 2 THE MOONE, PROBLY 'LOOK AT ME I AM A GAY DOG CUM FUCK ME MOON!!!!' THAT IS SO GROS WHAT THESE GAYS ARE N2. I WAS SO GROSED OUT I DROPED MY MUNNY + THE GIRL I CALED SAYED NO THINKS. SO I SED HAY GAYS U MADE ME LOOSE I WAS GOING TO SUCK THAT GIRLS DING DONG + U GROSED HER OUT. THE 1 WITH NO GLASES SAYED I AM SORY MAY BE U CAN SUCK MEIN. I SAYED FUCK NO. THEY SAYED FUCK YES + STARTED KISSING. I SAYED NO FAGS NO DO NOT DO THAT SHIT IN PUBIC! THEN I KICKED THERE GAY ASES + THEY CRYED LIEK BABYS UNTIL THEY SHAT THEY'RE PANTS + IT WAS ALL WHITE BECASE THEY ONLEY ATE JIZ.

[anarky]

That guy with glasses in the corner of your post is the gayest of all.

And I'm not even trying to rip off that George Takei Facebook post that is clearly about Slicker.

[Slicker]

I MET 2 GAYES IN VEAGAS TO!!! WER WE IN THE SAME PLACE BECAZE ONE OF THE GAYEZ HAD A DOG BARCKING TO TEH MOONE!!!

tEH TALEST 1 WAZ THE GAYEST BECUZ HE WOR DRESZ SHOOZ WITHE A BUTUN UP SHURT!!! WHUT A GHEY!!!

THEN I SAW 2 GHEYZ MAKE A STAR WARZ FIGUR EXCHANZE IN A GARAGE! THEY TRADED MOuTH SEX FOR TOYZ!!!

[anarky]

That's crazy! I was in Vegas this weekend and made a GIJoe figure trade in a parking garage, but with no mouth sex. I had no idea there was such a booming toy exchange community in casino parking garages. I wonder if maybe you had been in the next aisle or something; I could've actually met Slicker in person and asked how his mom was doing.

(God knows there were enough folks on the streets handing out her picture.)

[Ran]

GOd Dam i was in Los VEGas this weekend to. Sum dood came up to me in the hotel lobbie and said he was a sailor on shroe leeve then he offered to by me a beer and go listen to Seleen Dion while the fountains squirted water reely hi. then in the parking garage some other dood gave me muney to take his purple helmet viper while the sailor guy watched.

[Negative Boy]

You fuckheads.

What happens in Vegas STAYS in Vegas.

Except the crabs y'all got from the tranny hookers you overpaid for.

[Ran]

Actually the most memorable part was the heavy chick wearing spiked heels. The heels were bending with every step she took. We were certain those shoes were not going to make it through the night in tact.

[Slicker]

Man, I really wanted to follow her and just laugh when the inevitable happened. Those poor, poor shoes.

[anarky]

All the girls in Vegas, and that's the one you wanted to follow?