the vynsane asylum

go fuck yourself.

No.

We're all going to fuck you instead.

Butter up that asshole, asshole.

Not me. I'm not breaking my streak on Zaphod.
That's even more pathetic than the streak itself.

Hey, you guys forgot all about me, didn't you? That's the great thing about being veep. Two hundred thou a year for just being invisible. Incredible. I wasn't running for president; that's just stupid. VP is where the money is, without the responsibility. You don't see anyone insisting I was born in Kenya or bitching about my healthcare plan, do you?

The other great thing is it leaves me plenty of free time to blow my load in Zaphod's sweet ass a few times before anyone notices I'm gone!

Not only that, but you've already got 11 posts and I can't recall you ever posting here before. You ARE forgettable.

Well, I guess I'll have to break out the old strap-on. Provided I can find it. I'm sure that bitch Harriet stole it again. Last time she did, the stench of fish and Clearasil just about knocked me out when I got it back.

I picked Joe as my running mate because he was the whitest oldest old white guy in the Democratic Party. And I knew it calm a lot of people's doubts if I had an old white guy on the ticket.

Speaking of tickets, I am supremely confident in a second term. I'm loving the selection of jackasses the Rebublicans have spread out before the American public. It's like a buffet of ineptness. The only guy my team and I were worried about was Huntsman, and it looks like he's not fringe psychotic enough for the uber conservatives. If I'm really lucky, Palin will run as a third party candidate just for the limelight like the stupid bitch she is and split the Republican vote even more.

So have a Happy New Year and
Peace out, Triggas.

I am work to make glorious nation of Kazakhstan number one tourist destination in world, but am good with side trip to make love to Zaphod like he Uzbeki monkey boy. Very nahce. Hah fahve!