I dreamed about jjreason last night

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I dreamed about jjreason last night

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First, if I see a Snigtad post in regard to this that contains the word "gay" or any of its synonyms, I will track you down and force-feed you your own tiny little scrotum.

I was going to Florida to meet one of my cousins who doesn't really live in Florida, and for some reason it was quickest to go through Canada. Canada bore quite the resemblance like the "Yukon Land" at Busch Gardens -- think the set of Deadwood with log flumes, and you've got a good idea.

Jjreason was at the border, and he had to pay over $3,000 in customs fees for various Target exclusives he'd picked up. This was broadcast over the PA system, and this made Mrs Jjreason mad. (I've never actually met Mrs Jjreason, but in this particular dream, she looked and acted like the actress who plays Larry David's wife on Curb Your Enthusiasm for some odd reason.)

I left Canada before the dispute was settled, and I actually woke up before I got to Florida, so this wasn't much of a story after all, was it?
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Post by vynsane »

well, everyone knows the best way to get to FLA is through canada... duh!
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And buy the way, your gay.
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Post by Slimmie »

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by vynsane</i>
<br />well, everyone knows the best way to get to FLA is through canada... duh!
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It is if you live in Alaska.[:D]
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nah, if you live in alaska, the shortest route is to go through siberia, china, india, pakistan, swim to africa, go across africa, swim to antartica, then up south america, swim to cuba, then take a boat from cuba to miami. easy.
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Have you ever seen jj in real life? If not I wanna hear your description of how he looks. This could get good.
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<b><font color="yellow"><font size="5">RAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! HULK SEEN JJREASON EATING DONUTS AGAIN, MAKE HULK WANT TO SMASH STUPID FAT MOUNTIE-MAN. JJREASON NOT RESPECT HIS PANTS' WAISTLINE, JJREASON MUST HATE BLUE JEANS LIKE HULK LEGS HATE PURPLE PANTS!!!!!</b></font id="yellow"></font id="size5">
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Post by jjreason »

Holy fuck, Greendick, do I give you that many problems? One maple glazed with lunch and the assholes come out of the woodwork. Go worry about some unfunny fucker like Pyro Knob or something. *shakes head*

If you've seen Jack Black, you've seen jjreason. End of story - oh, except I'm fucking HOT.
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by jjreason</i>
If you've seen Jack Black, you've seen jjreason....<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

Not quite. Jjreason's less scruffy-looking and has darker hair. Aside from that, I expected him to break out into a chorus of "Tribute."
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there's a pic of him at the "other site" I do believe, but you'd have to know his username there [beard]
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What a coeenceddahnce, non? Ah dreamed about jjreasahn's mothair last naht! Ah was so, how you say? Hornay, zat ven Ah avoke, Ah had to roll ovair and make love to hair again! Ho ho ho ho!
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Zat ees me, focking your mothair!
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Post by Ran »

vynsane wrote:nah, if you live in alaska, the shortest route is to go through siberia, china, india, pakistan, swim to africa, go across africa, swim to antartica, then up south america, swim to cuba, then take a boat from cuba to miami. easy.
Sure, If you want to go the traditional way.
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I had a dream about Jack Black last night. I had just finished listening to "The Pick Of Destiny" in my underpants and I fell asleep right afterwards -- it was more tiring than the time I had sex with lots and lots of girls!
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Post by anarky »

I dreamed about JabbaJohnL last night.

He didn't really appear, but there was apparently an online video of him, his brother, and his aspiring porn star sister floating around online. (Not that sort of video.)

All I can recall is a quote from a news article I read:

A new online video by an unsuspecting JabbaJohnL is giving new meaning to the terms "accidentally shat upon", "baseball cap", and "sensei."

No, I have no idea what it means, either.
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