Just in case...

[The Grin]

In the slim chance that Harold Camping is right and the world is ending. I enjoyed fucking your mothers.

[Rollo Tomassi]

In that case, I want to confess something as well.

I fucked The Grin's mother.

[anarky]

Me too! I think you were in that long line, right after me. Yeah, we discussed Youngblood #1.

[Rollo Tomassi]

Yes we did. I remember talking about how Youngbood was originally a rejected Teen Titans pitch Liefeld made to DC. I believe their response was "Ew. Barf. No."

[anarky]

Off topic, but I think the staff at the restaurant I went to tonight expected to be raptured. Or the owners did and put their C-team on the schedule, not giving a shit anymore.

I have never had a waitress argue with me about what I ordered before. Seriously. I ordered a large bowl of pho. She brought a small one. "I ordered a large." She not only argued, but went and got the check to show me where she wrote down "small." Forgive me, but I'm more likely to believe what I know said (and my wife and daughter heard) than what a lady who had to confirm three times what meat my wife wanted on a dish that supposedly had no meat options, and who couldn't speak any numbers in English. (Which I have no real problem with, and am quite used to at Vietnamese restaurants... only it's normally not that the waitress speaks Spanish and a tiny bit of English.)

I wound up just taking the small bowl, which is good, because it was the shittiest bowl of pho I've ever had. And they didn't even serve it with the standard accoutrements, and the waitress got especially bitchy when Mrs A asked for them.

[Rollo Tomassi]

I want to further derail the topic by stating that I watched the Belmont yesterday, and totally pegged Shackleford as the winner. I said any horse named after an actor who starred on Knot's Landing has got to be a winner. The horse proved me right.

[Ran]

I want to further derail the topic by stating that I watched the Belmont yesterday, and totally pegged Shackleford as the winner. I said any horse named after an actor who starred on Knot's Landing has got to be a winner. The horse proved me right.

To continue the further derailment of the topic...Did you put any money on the race? I've lived here for almost 8 years and have yet to gamble on sports or racing. Actually in that time, my wife and I have gambled about $100 between us, mostly in slots and video poker/blackjack.

[Rollo Tomassi]

I didn't bet. I only turned on the TV a few minutes before the race as they were leading the horses to the gate and made a snap decision regarding Shackleford. He looked psyched and ready to race.

I've only been in a casino a few times in my life. The first time I played slots and won $120 on $20 worth of quarters. The second time I lost another $20. I've not gambled since. The way I see it, I'm up $80 which is probably more than anyone else in America.

[Bizarro The Grin]

dERAIL THE THREAD ALL YOU WANT. tHE FACT REMAINS THAT i PERSONALLY RAPTURED EVERYONE WHO'S POSTED IN THIS THREAD (EXCEPT MY COLLEAGUE tHE gRIN) ON SATURDAY... WITH MY BIG, BLACK DICK.

rOLLO, YOU WERE ESPECIALLY LOUD WITH YOUR SCREAMS OF DELIGHT WHEN THE FORCE OF MY ORGASM IN YOUR ASSHOLE SHOT JIZZ OUT YOUR NOSE. i WISH i'D FILMED THAT; IT WOULD BE ALL OVER yOUtUBE RIGHT NOW.

[vynsane]

IT WOULD BE ALL OVER yOUtUBE RIGHT NOW.

not to encourage you to continue to post, but you missed a golden opportunity to add "i KNOW IT WAS ALL OVER MY TUBE!" there...

[Bizarro The Grin]

eXCEPT THAT WOULD BE A LIE, AND WE BOTH KNOW WHY.

fOR THE REST OF YOU, i FOLLOW A STRICT ROTATION SCHEDULE WITH MY DAILY FATHERFUCKING. VYNSANE IS ON MY LIST DIRECTLY AFTER rOLLO tOMASSI. mOST FATHERS AREN'T TOO PICKY ABOUT MY HYGIENE, BUT VYNSANE, THAT BOY LOVES TO SUCK MY BIG, BLACK DICK. bUT HE COMPLAINS ALL THE TIME IF i DON'T CLEAN IT THOROUGHLY. "oH, bIZARRO tHE gRIN, i JUST HATE GETTING rOLLO tOMASSI'S SHIT IN MY MOUTH." i GOT SICK OF LISTENING TO HIM, SO i FINALLY STARTED CLEANING UP AFTER DOING rOLLO.

tHEREFORE, IT MOST CERTAINLY WAS NOT ON MY TUBE AFTERWARD.

[vynsane]

well, i can't deny that i hate shit in my mouth...

[The Grin]

In that case, I want to confess something as well.

I fucked The Grin's mother.

Me too! I think you were in that long line, right after me. Yeah, we discussed Youngblood #1.

And I supposed you both fucked Bizarro The Grin's father too, right? I hope your moms wiped off their chins before they kissed you good night when you were a kid. Sometimes a little of my jizz would dribble out.

[Rollo Tomassi]

Funny. That's just what your mom said.

Also, I wasnt home the other night, but I let Bizarro The Grin's dad crash at my place.

Sooo...wait..that means BtG fucked his own father!

Geeez...

Awkward.

[anarky]

Dude, you act like he hasn't owned up to that several times over the years. The boy is one sick fuck.