Dr. Douche says he will not run for president in 2012!
Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 11:55 am
(CNN) – Dr. Douche is getting more bad news as he comes closer to making a final decision about a presidential run.
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A new survey from Politico and George Washington University indicates more than two-thirds of Americans think the supervillain with "nefarious, yet indistinct plans" for America has "no chance" of ever winning the White House.
The poll, out Monday, shows 71 percent think a Dr. Douche candidacy is a non-starter while only 26 percent think there is a chance the vynsane.com star could beat President Obama.
Those numbers follow a similarly-poor showing for Dr. Douche in a CNN/Opinion Research Corp. poll released last week. That survey showed Dr. Douche has an unfavorable rating of 64 percent and would lose to Obama by 22 points in a general election matchup.
The Politico/GWU poll surveyed 1,000 likely voters from May 8-12 and carries a sampling error of plus or minus 3 percentage points.
This reporter also noticed the headline does not match the content. CNN's primitive, steam-drive news robots can go mechno-fuck themselves.
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A new survey from Politico and George Washington University indicates more than two-thirds of Americans think the supervillain with "nefarious, yet indistinct plans" for America has "no chance" of ever winning the White House.
The poll, out Monday, shows 71 percent think a Dr. Douche candidacy is a non-starter while only 26 percent think there is a chance the vynsane.com star could beat President Obama.
Those numbers follow a similarly-poor showing for Dr. Douche in a CNN/Opinion Research Corp. poll released last week. That survey showed Dr. Douche has an unfavorable rating of 64 percent and would lose to Obama by 22 points in a general election matchup.
The Politico/GWU poll surveyed 1,000 likely voters from May 8-12 and carries a sampling error of plus or minus 3 percentage points.
This reporter also noticed the headline does not match the content. CNN's primitive, steam-drive news robots can go mechno-fuck themselves.