You suck at insulting people!

okay i can hear you now. and i don't want to. why don't you go fuck slicker's mom and get out of my face?

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Rollo Tomassi
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You suck at insulting people!

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Come up with the most ineffective insult ever.


Ha ha! You cook like my grandma! And you smell like soap!
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You've got a great job and your family loves you!
Sweet berry wine!
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You hit like a man!

I've met sponges that were wetter than you.
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Your mother's vagina is rusty.
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Re: You suck at insulting people!

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your momma's so fat she eats a larger than normal portion of food!

you are less attractive than famous people!

there are people that don't like you!

your car is less shiny than others!
Life is short. STUNT IT!
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I like you less than I like my friends!
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Re: You suck at insulting people!

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You drink orange juice like a Paraguayan mother of three!

Your eyeballs are round! And squishy!
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I could hide a frog in your ass.
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Your cat doesn't understand combustible engines.
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If you were working as one of those people in the high-end department stores who sprays people with cologne samples, and you sprayed me, I wouldn't buy the cologne you sprayed me with!
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Re: You suck at insulting people!

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I've met birdcages with more paper lining them.
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Re: You suck at insulting people!

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May your childhood favorite cartoon become a lousy live action movie.
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Re: You suck at insulting people!

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You eat three square meals a day!


Your short game could use some work!


A Navy SEAL could kick your ass!
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Re: You suck at insulting people!

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this topic has inane prattle written all over it.

(see what i did there?)

you're poor by millionaire standards!
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Re: You suck at insulting people!

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You're name isn't Jeff!
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