the vynsane asylum

I'm sure all of us (except Ran) know someone on Facebook who "becomes a fan" of the dumbest shit. If you know a teenager, chances are you regularly see "So and so became a fan of Using caller ID to see who it is and not picking up til the third ring, Pants on the Ground, and 4,867 other pages."

There are innumerable stupid fan pages. Our goal is to top them all. I'll start:

Anarky became a fan of Not walking in to find Tom Hanks teabagging your mom.

Fuck dude you are almost reading my mind. I know a few borderline imbeciles who are "fans" of all manner of truly cringe-worthy bullshit, like it makes me actually lose brain cells/faith in humanity every time I see them and I keep thinking of things I could do to counter that. This exercise is perfect.
Mabs became a fan of avoiding acute, severe penile trauma
Not the best one I am sure, but I gotta get thinking before the gold happens

Diabolical is attending Dooshe Day!

Kidhuman is a fan of Not clicking on every fucking fan page out there