the vynsane asylum

Between the governor fucking random women in Argentina and claiming to be "hiking the Appalachian Trail" (and, if you've not kept up with that ongoing soap opera, it's fucking classic, man), and one of the congressmen shouting during presidential addresses, those yokels must have the dumbest elected officials in a nation full of dumb elected officials.

I heard the bill to outlaw incest was once again narrowly defeated last week.

did you really need any more proof than the fact that it only took a mere 135 years for them to remove the confederate flag from the state house to decide that it's the ass-end of the entire universe?

however, myrtle beach is awesome to vacation in. but i wouldn't want to live there. and i lived in north carolina for chrissake.

myrtle beach - birthplace of vanna white! no shit!